Episode 12 - Super Soakers

Episode 12: What's good? What's good? Welcome back to another five to nine. If you're outside the five to nine, if you're in that nine to five, hopefully no matter what time you are, I forgot the rest of the intro. but welcome into the five to nine. Happy Friday, frisky Friday, as we like to call it around. It should be a beer drinking episode. Should I grab a beer? You sh I mean you grab a beer. I don't have any beer on me. All the all the beers I have in my fridge are like nasty Like dollar fifty, ten percenters. That's how I usually like to roll. Dollar fifty. Like I usually get I get the dollar fifty mad dogs because they're like twelve percent. That's not a beer. yeah, no. Beer, I have like this big ass corona in there. I have a tall boy. That's that sounds nice. What w what are the plans? Are you going out in Charlotte? I'm going to actually I'm go with the lady to to a corn maze tonight. That's that's the plans. You're gonna get lost. I'm gonna get lost as fuck. That's the plan. My plan is to walk away from her, leave her leave her in the maze, let her get scared, and I just go try and find my way out drunk. That's that's the goal. You can't you can't like do anything bad because you're Confined to the maze. Honestly, yeah. That's probably one of the better places for me or you to be if we're black out there. The zoo. Well, I have blacked out there before. That was a that was a fun time back saw sophomore year when I I had to get picked up by some roommates at the zoo at a at a formal. I lost my lost tiger. No, yeah, that I was close to falling into one of the exhibits, lost my phone, had to go back and get it the next day. Not a good time. Not a good moment in my life. So I guess this would complete it, I guess. I don't know. I don't know. What's the worst you could do in a maze? Die? You could pull like the Robert Pattinson and Harry Potter four. Doesn't he get like killed by Voldemort in the maze? Voldemort strikes you to death. That would be tough. That would be pretty tough. If the Death Eaters swarm in you and then You don't have Harry Potter to not even save you. I mean, dude, the posthumous like death pictures that people would be posting you would go hard. If someone got a good flick of like Vulcan. How would you pronounce that word? Posthumus. Posthumous? Is it posthumous? I thought it was posthumous. I've pronounced it both ways, dude. I think it's posthumous. I don't know. Posthumous sounds like a like a s like a Animal's government name like the scientific name. It sounds like right after you did WOMPS, you're posthumous. Yeah, you're posthumous. I could also say it like a name of a chimp species, like posthumous homostus or something like that. It's just like a chimp. Yeah. well how about how about we do a really unnatural transition into talking some ball? We had some shitty news. Yeah, I know. Yeah, let's talk. Cut it, cut it. We're going from champs to talking football. That's that's not what it was meant to be. but we had some pretty shitty news come out yesterday, and it seems like the college football playoffs expanding to twenty four teams. what are you what are you thinking about that? Just a straight money grab, or you actually want to zag the other way and it's good. I mean it's just a shameless money grab. there's there's The the more like w what are we doing? This is not March Madness. You cannot just keep up what so n the two years from now it's gonna be thirty-two teams and yeah like eight and four team eight and four SEC teams will be making the college football playoff next year. Missouri's gonna have a ticket every year. Yeah, it's like these this is disgusting. It's frankly disgusting. I mean, think about the team. So now what does it mean in the top twenty-five rankings? Imagine you're ranked number twenty-five. Like you get ranked and then you just miss out on the playoffs. Like twenty five is gotta be the loneliest spot. But now it's like if you are ranked, you're you're in. Yeah. Which is crazy to think about. They're gonna do some weird thing where it's like someone from every conference or something. They're gonna just they're gonna add some bullshit roll. They'll have like two guaranteed spots to like group of five teams or whatever and then worse. I mean, dude, it's it's literally you're gonna get like the opening round is gonna be like number seventeen. Missouri versus number twenty four Fresno State and it's By wheelchair, you must be blind, something like that. If you fall under That's the that's the Robert Kraft rule. You gotta have one of one of each religion. Yeah. Well I don't know. Kraft really only likes the one. Yeah, true. There has to be a minimum minimum four Jewish teams allowed. That I feel like Notre Dame might be the case. I feel like Notre Dame would be like that team. I mean, they practically are already Notre Dame the infamously Catholic school would have Jewish players. okay. It is Catholic school. Rudy would not be happy with that. The worst example. I I was close to saying BYU too Jesus on of all time hanging out. Dude, I I think they may praise Judas actually because it's like I mean, let's think about it. Notre Dame moving forward. We can actually transition now. Notre Dame BYU, the two different religions. We got the the Churf Church of Latter day Saints and the I mean this game is to decide which one goes forward. I and I don't know. It's gonna be But I I don't know. I see I see Notre Dame kind of as like Satan in this new I've now we've now mentioned five different religions. Do they have a Satan in in Judaism? I don't know. probably some sort of hell. Maybe there's like I'll I'll refrain It's just like the Goyam. It's just like Yeah, the Goyam. Okay. So I let basically Notre Dame is the Goyum in this equation because they don't have a call they don't have a conference. There's now twenty four teams that make it in realistically. Like Notre Dame has to what, win nine games each year and they're automatically one of the twenty four? I mean they can just play it like Notre Dame will be in every year. They'll have auto spot. I was more talking about this weekend. I mean those two teams played. Well, yeah, go into this weekend. I mean, obviously I hope they lose. playing up there in in Mormon country. Yeah. I mean, do you know anything about BYU? I'm kind of absent minded on their team and I'm also another eighth in the country. BYU's one of those teams over the past few years. Like BYU, I feel like growing up was like never a school that was good. And then w when we were in college, kind of towards the end of it in these last two years, they've had a few good teams. They've been pretty ranked. I don't like them. They I they piss me off and I always bet against them because I think that they're overrated and then they just make me lose money. that happened again already this season, but I know that they have their quarterbacks, the Bear Bachmeyer dude. He wears number forty seven, kinda cool. I have to respect it like he's an army guy, but I don't know. This will probably be the one time I cheer for They're ten and a half point dogs in the game. at home, college game day coming to town. Forty six and a half points on the total. I assume that's a night game, that better be a night game. It's yeah, it's a night game. Well, I don't know. It's five thirty PM at in mountain time. So it'll be a nice little sunset in new trip. They win that game, dude, the soaking, it's gonna go crazy. The streets are gonna be covered in soaking. What would would you do you think the players like after a big one, like even the players on the team, they go home and they soak? Do you think I'd have like a th a threesome if you're soaking? We gotta th like also that's a good point. kicking at the bottom as well. I was gonna say, well I does that make it a foursome technically? If you have two people on the bed and two people kicking? Well that'd be five. Isn't every well wouldn't technically every soaking be a threesome if someone's kicking under the bed? Well I think it's well they're not really engaging. I think it's more So it's just cuck. They're the cuck kicker. They're more of like a interactive cock. They're they're a part of I mean honestly that's an upgrade. Do the do you think like some guy on the team, like there's a guy on the BYU like r campus that's like his job is to like soak for the the players on like the good players on the team? It's like do think they stay with the same guy like yo, he was good at kicking like last night, like I can really felt like this is my guy now? Or do you think they I'd have to imagine that the BYU kicker is getting a lot of calls to, you know, get under the bed and do some kicking. Also the BYU soccer team, probably heavily in demand. Yeah. But those might be a little too hard. You might just Yeah, I mean if you want if you want to get really aggressive soaking. I don't know how how aggressive. That's in his job description. Yeah, I think so. I mean anything's on the table for those guys. I really wouldn't be surprised. Like do you I wanna have a job? I wonder how do you get yeah. Like I wonder how do you get to that position? Do you get paid? Like do you get paid by the hour? Well, hour would be a lot. These people have been I think they do it for like re reciprocation. Like for the love of the game. You soak, I soak you. Yeah, we you soak me, I soak you, I rub your back, yeah, you rub mine. Yeah. Yeah. That that probably makes sense. What do you think about the transfers though? Because now in the new NIL era, all the transfers coming in, like there's gotta be guys like what happens when a dude from, you know, Alabama comes in, he's used to, you know, getting what he wants all the time and then he transfers over to BYU. Like what happens? I feel like these guys, they at least they they gotta at least be intrigued to try it once. Yeah. And be like, Well I mean what is the whole These guys I would consider myself one of these guys. I would try it. I would try it one. I mean one. I mean what if if I ever make my way over? I'm gonna win a big football it's like I'm gonna go to BYU win a big football game and these ladies wanna soak. I I'm not gonna I'm gonna say no. No. I mean and So I feel like w if they do multiple people, it's gotta be called a super soaker, right? Like if it's an orchid. Is the person that's the kicker the super soaker or the guy that's actually getting soaked? Is he the super soaker? That's a good point. I would say it's probably the guy that's kicking. I think that's gotta be the position name is the super because you're causing the super. I mean that's much more skill. And how long does a soak last? I mean, look, like I said, I I I don't think these guys have a lot of sex often, so I I would say that that they're probably not lasting very long. I still don't even know the like semantics of the soak. I don't really know. Or is it OTP? Is it UTP? OTP. OTP? I don't know. Well, 'cause if it's not OTP, then why not just like I don't know. These people make no sense. Run around. I like Notre Dame minus ten and a half. That's what I'm thinking. Yeah, and for that reason, BYU covers the ten and a half. I I I think Notre Dame will will kill them. I don't think it will I probably. I mean, Notre Dame hasn't played anyone and they're on the road, but like it's probably gonna be one of those things where maybe even BYU looks frisky in the first half. They cover, you know, like a five and a half first half spread, and then Notre Dame all of a sudden is winning by like seventeen or twenty in the fourth quarter. I could I could see it happening, but the atmosphere is gonna be good and I'm gonna be rooting against Notre Dame. That's a game I will one hundred percent not have money on unless I get drunk and lose my bets and that's all I have. You won't have money on that game? Well, the thing is I will win a lot of money earlier in the day because the first game of the day at twelve o'clock is in my opinion the biggest horsecock lock free money play of the entire season in Ohio State at Indiana. I don't know what you think about that game, but I I think it's insane that Indiana, who almost just lost last week to Nebraska, is you know, is still I get it. They're Indiana. They haven't la lost since twenty twenty four, defending national champions. They've not looked that good this year. Ohio State already has a loss. They're not gonna be a two loss team. I think Ohio State wins with ease. What do you think? Ohio State's only minus three. I was expecting Vegas to make up like a six point five. Huh? At Indiana, yeah. It's moved up. It opened at one and a half. yeah. yeah. Give me give me Ohio State and the under. I kind of like the under too. I think it's like it's like high 40s, like 45 or something. Give me the under. It's wait, no, it's fifty. Yeah, I think that game goes under 50. I think Ohio State's defense kind of shuts Indiana down a little bit. I had Nebraska last week with the plus seven and on the money line, which was close for a while, in that game against Indiana. And so I watched that entire game and look, Indiana did a good job to come back and win that game. They had a really long touchdown pass that kind of quieted the crowd. But I I think they're really susceptible to anyone, let alone Ohio State, who's pissed off. They beat him in the Big Ten championship last year, missed out on a chance to try and go back to back as national champions and I think they're gonna come into their house and and I think win by double digits would be my guess. There's a lot of good games this week. Yeah, it's a good it's a good week of games. I mean Florida, Texas is a pretty good one. Florida's lost two bad ones in a row. Shout out South Carolina. but Texas, you know, got their bell rung by Oklahoma last week. What's the spread on that one? I I got a Florida's line. That's kinda live at plus seven. no, never mind. This is at Texas, no? Yeah, it's in Texas. No, it's eleven a half. wait. Never mind. I have bad information. Eleven and a half. I was looking at the real line, which is like probably two weeks outdated. Yeah. Eleven and a half. They cover Florida covers. You catch any of that Texas Oklahoma game last week? I watched most of it. I was at the bar, so like the last half of it was a little blurry, but I remember the interception and it was that was a crazy game. I mean, what do you what are your thoughts on Arch so far this season? I know it's a lot of people are kinda out on him. I've been an Arch Hader for the longest time, so this is kind of just reconfirming my own bias that he's not gonna His play won't transfer to the NFL at all. He should be a good college quarterback and he's not even doing that. He's not even Yeah. He's not even doing that. This has been a good week. I mean, it it went from your your bet of Lenora Sellers number one pick And Caleb Williams, MVP was looking like really down in the dumps. It's still like here. It's still below the ground, but he's got a better chance. And a player win MVP after missing four weeks. I mean, has it how many I wonder how what how many like how many games did an MVP miss that was like the most in history? Like did it s has there ever been probably someone from like the sit like probably Jim Brown missed like five games or some shit and still won the MVP, would be my guess. thanks AI, you stupid. John Elway played 12 out of 15. He missed three. That's cra I mean, 12 games is a QB in winning, so I mean Caleb can play 12 games still. It's possible. Joe Montana played 13 out of 16. So not in a while, obviously. Yeah, and Mark Mosley played nine games. Okay. Mark Mosley. I've I don't I can't say I've Mr. Mosby. I can't say I've got Mark Mosley posters hanging up on my walls. But it was the nine game season, so there was only When was there a was that the lockout, like the scrub season? Nineteen eighty two. Okay. That I think that was actually the kicker in the in the scrub season. he was Yeah, he he was a place kicker. That was the kicker. The one kicker that everyone MVP. He did it in a nine game season in a lockout. What a guy. That's crazy. So there's a chance there's a chance for Caleb. I mean, there's gotta be good energy. I just reiterated that there was no chance. okay. Well four games or five. Yeah, I mean I'd like to think there's still I mean, I don't know, anything's possible. I'm still got my my blinders on about that game one because all we've seen of him was an incredible game one where he pr his odds probably cut in half against the Panthers. Then that Vikings game is the second favorite after game one. He moved from fifth to second by like that much. Yeah. It it was literally like really close and now we're gonna get a Brock Purdy MVP season. Like I just I don't know. Like I get Brock Purdy's the co favorite. You I know you can't be in on the Brock Purdy camp in terms of him actually I mean there are no good players except for running backs. Like it's kind of sad at the situation that it's between Brock and Josh Allen right now. Jared Goff. Jared Goff still hasn't thrown a pick. He's got like twelve touchdowns. Yeah. It's like twelve touchdowns, zero picks. I think he, you know, I think he's still going off at about a thousand. I think T Law's like twelve hundred, something like that. I don't mind T Law. It's the year of the Whites. It is the year of the Whites. I mean, Lamar keeps getting hurt. just playing like shit? What's Mahomes doing? I think they're just doing the typical Chiefs thing where they get defense. I mean, Kenneth Walker. I mean, that's why like we could a lot of people after last night's game too, even though the Seahawks lost, JSN had another like one hundred thirty yards. He's at a higher pace than he was even last season. I mean, we're seeing it happen in college ball right now. Like Jeremiah Smith's probably gonna take home the Heisman. I think he's like minus two hundred. There's a chance that we could see wide receivers take home the best award in in both college and pros. I mean, you don't you think it would be JSN over like someone like Jameer Gibbs? After how bad Sam Donald has looked, like he's looked like Jets Sam Darnold. If that team can like make the playoffs or win eleven games, like JSN is that an entire team. he was the only one doing anything last night. Darnold threw like fifty passes. Darnold and he's just a bad. It just makes me even more pissed off about losing the Super Bowl to them. Like we really lost to Darnold, and now, like, as as the years go by, we're gonna look at that Seahawks team as one of the worst Super Bowl winning teams of all time. Yeah, you guys had the chance, but it would have been the same situation with the Patriots if the Patriots wrote that's fair. At least May has actually had two two last weeks. The last time I got on here was a couple weeks ago. It was just me and Tommy. And it was pretty much forty five minutes of sadness of us just being pissed off about the Phillies and the Cubs and Drake May and the Eagles. and and since then Drake May's had two really good games. So I'm hoping that continues. Yeah, the Dodgers just got blown out, which was That was really cool too. But I watched the Brewers, but like it's cool to see the Dodgers get shit on, but like by the Brewer like I've I would have liked any other team to do it. I feel like a little bit like that Squidward meme, watching SpongeBob and Patrick go play just because like Everyone else now today has been national sh shit on the Dodgers Day. And like it's hard for me to join in because of the team that did it. Like I hate the Brewers pretty much as much as I hate the Dodgers. Like I I think that team sucks. They're full of themselves. I hated last year when they were re you know, referring to themselves as this massive underdog when they won the most teams in the National League. Like, I don't know. I I just they piss me off. They're my least favorite team in the central for sure. Yeah, no, they are. I don't know. I don't know is good to see the Dodgers out. I mean, it's crazy that we we may see, you know, the matchup. Me and Tommy talked a little bit about this two weeks ago, that you know, we're headed for this lockout and all the teams and the big market shit and billion dollar team. Yet we may get two of the smallest market teams playing in the Rays and the Brewers or the Guardians. I mean, and if it's the Guardians, then that I think in my opinion, a free chip for the Brewers. Yeah, but baseball's weird. I mean, I don't really care shit about the Rays or the Guardians or even the Brewers. But that's fair. If I feel like it just like depends on who's hot at the right time and the Brewers look hot. But now they're gonna have to wait a bit. That could Yeah. That could be But I think this I don't know. We have game four of Rays Guardians tonight. I was surprised to see the Guardians go up two one on the Rays. the Rays, you know, I think are a significantly better team, but they're really struggling with their hitting right now. I do think that series is gonna go seven. so the Brewers may have to wait a little bit, and you're right. I think that could be negative for them and how hot they are. Yeah. Alright, should we go back to college? College balls we'll stop with the baseball. Nobody wants to be doing Baseball literally is sending me to sleep. It's the worst sport out of I mean, I know you're the I know you're the baseball. I know you love baseball, but it's just Brewers and This is going to be one of the least watched World Series. Brewers and Guardians, like literally shit out of my ass. That is shit out of my ass. No one No one w not even Brewers and Guardians fans wanna are wanting to watch that. It's just gonna be like in it's just gonna be in in like Iowa. People in Iowa and Ohio are going crazy, just all the people in the Midwest, but everyone else is just gonna you know, it's gonna be a Tuesday night, they're gonna regularly go about their thing. I say let's kill all. Let's kill Honestly. I don't know how much would it be missed if we just put a nuke on the entire Midwest? Well, that would be that's my hometown. So my family would. We'll exclude Illinois. Chicago's got enough good things. I'm talking about like the other states, like Indiana. Well, Indiana could nuke the Bears in a in a few years if they end up losing. Indiana, Wisconsin, Ohio, and Iowa, those forces. Yeah. Get gone. Get out of there. If you kill if you put a bomb on Iowa, no one would know like anyone that died. I mean, it it would be tough to get corn, but other than that, I mean i it would just look like a big thing of popcorn. If you put a new I do like Wisconsin because of Lake Geneva. Cheese. Cheese shirt. They do have good food in Wisconsin. Culver's. Culver's is a Midwestern classic. It's definitely Wisconsin. Well, we would get one of the rid of one of the most annoying teams and fan bases in all of sports. And who would that be? The Green Bay? Yeah. I mean The Great Bay Packers. They just shit on us. But like That's fair. And that was ugly. And we need Caleb Beck. All it takes is he actually tore his hamstring? He's saying now that he tore it. I was the interview that I heard was like he was getting a little feisty because someone was asking him what the grade is, and he was like, You don't need know that. He was like, it doesn't matter. But apparently it wasn't even a strain. He tore it. I if he tore it, how is he back so early? Might have been just like a minor tear. I don't know. Every other podcast is sitting here, you know. ba bashing him and how he's acted with it. I can't do that because I'm a Caleb Glazer. So like I'm like just carry on with it. What do you want? Everyone clowned him for yeah two weeks saying look at this crybaby and it happened to be worse than like people originally thought and now they want to be like, well what was it? What was it? It's like so you guys already already presumed your thing and now you want to change up switching on now you want to know what it is. How about you just stay on that side where you were cloning. I mean I think that I know Dak has a few years left, but I think it's clear like Caleb's just gonna be the heir to kind of Dak's throne of just getting hit shit on no matter what. Like Dak is like by all things I've seen, like just a really nice guy, like and has been a great quarterback for a long time. No matter what he does, he could like donate meals to a hospital and people would try and say he poisoned the meals. Like I feel like Caleb is just gonna have this for his full career. Yeah, I mean the He Kai he brings on himself a bit, the painted thing is. I think he's stopped with that though. I don't know if But if he comes back in his first game it w if he's got his nails painted with like a messing boat Fuck you a rainbow. I could honestly see the crying thing was funny. I'm not like a bear's head saying it's not funny. It was it was funny. The crying to his mom in the stands or like crying when he got caught. No, when he was doing like the yeah. I mean that image that image is just funny as hell. It's funny. I mean, don't get me wrong. The crying to his mom I mean that was at USC, not a Bears thing. I don't know. Here's the thing. Like he comes back, he throws for three touchdowns, two hundred and fifty yards, everyone's gonna forget about everything. and it's just gonna be Bears are back, Caleb's back. Which And dude, especially is there a chance Tua plays or is Pennyx confirmed good? It's still it's gonna be like a game time decision. If Tua plays, it will be like the most beautiful just Yeah one one setup game for the Bears where we can is that in Chicago too? I no, it is in Atlanta. Okay. Well, indoors, you know, I think I mean I what are the Bears favored by in that game? It's probably moved up with Caleb now getting switched to questionable today. One and a half. What? That's crazy. So they's they're still totally thinking he may not play. Cause didn't that open at like three? Well, I don't know, because Penix is listed and Caleb is listed. Yeah. Right now the line is one and a half. That's hard to take the line right now. Because like, I mean, if you take it at one of the so like in the air if he's playing, if he's been a full practice all week. Well, and he's been full practice. He's given all the media interviews. Like, I don't understand why he wouldn't play. I guess like Johnson's just trying to keep it under wraps. Yeah. I don't know. I mean, he's not gonna run for a lot, but I mean it's gonna Swiss cheese the hell out of Atlanta's defense before NFL. Ohio State, Indiana, do we say our picks? OSU I'm I mean Ohio State is probably the most confident pick I'll say on this entire thing the whole year. That's a fun game. It should be a good a good game. I I would say like Ohio State wins like I would say twenty seven seventeen. A little chilly in Indiana. Chilly and sunny. It is perfect football weather in Indiana that day. What's the temperature up there? Forty eight degrees in breeze. Dude, it's been warm here. It's been it's been in the 90s this week. I've been waiting to put on a fucking sweatshirt outside. Yeah, but it's it's getting cold. We're due. Yeah, I I just see white light. Can we get there? That's that's the quality really quality stream right there. Any other games you got your eye on? What about the forget it? Forget it. Yeah. I believe you. I believe you. I'm not holding you hostage here. I think Wow. LSU is cut si sixteen and a half point favorites. But I was just about to mention the massive spread between LSU and Mississippi State, thoughts and feelings. I mean, dude, give me Mississippi State. I know every sign of this huge spread on a like a rank game like that is saying take LSU, they're gonna whip I was gonna ask you which one of our friends is gonna be like, dude, it's all LSU. That's the line's that way for a reason, and then it's just Liam. Like Liam is one hundred percent going to take LSU. I mean, bro, they convinced him the fucking Broncos er last night, and that was I'm never listening to that again. I mean, that was really painful to watch, but it was the right side. Ten straight underdogs in prime time. No one cares, but my parlay would have hit. I I care, Todd. That that was that was bullshit. That was a sad one. there's Alabama, Tennessee at Tennessee, That's seven that's seven Alabama coming in pissed off the last game. I don't know. I think Alabama wins that game. Maybe Tennessee covers. It's hard for me to see Alabama dropping too straight, and I don't think Tennessee has the defense to can like Georgia did to contain Keelan Russell as well as a hurricane Tennessee team, or do they just rank them just for fun like every year? I mean, it's every year. It's just you can you don't need to know anything about it other than that their defense is trash. They're gonna have some gunslinging quarterback, it's phase on this year, and a bunch of wide receivers like you've kind of heard of. Deshaun Bishop is really good their running back, but they're just they're like the Lions. Tennessee is the Lions of college football. That's all you need to know. They're gonna score a lot of points. Their defense is not gonna be good enough. Like this game probably ends like Bama thirty four. Or no, not Alabama wins by four. Okay. That's kind of exactly what I'm thinking. I'm thinking Tennessee covers Bama wins by fifty and a half in that one. Yeah, dude, that would be it. That's a fun game. Three thirty. You've kind of just settled in. The first few drinks have started to hit, like you're feeling a nice little tangle, and you're just rooting for points. We should give out a little a little play for so we if we like a three or four legger? Yeah, let's wait, is there any more good games? Ohio State Ohio State money lines Tennessee Bama. I like that I I mean, I've been riding U U C L A this a whole season. I I don't like that they just lost their quarterback. Speaking of Tennessee, the Tennessee transfer Nico I Maliva now hurt and out for the rest of the season. He's still playing. He was. He was playing on that undefeated UCLA team. And and a lot of people are gonna say now, look, it's got it's gotta be Wisconsin. He's heard he's not playing, they're playing the backup. Even though Nico's the big name on that team, he's not really done that much this year. It's been more like their defense and the coaching. I still think they can win that game. I think Wisconsin's kind of a paper tiger four and one. Paper tiger. Paper tiger. I'm pulling out the language. I'll go for the Midwestern boys. I mean, two and a half is ugly. It is. That is a small spread. You don't know who this backup QB is. Yeah. Or do you? no, the it's his name's like something stupid. give me two seconds, I'll pull it Name. It's like Belitznabla or something like that. Stupid isn't actually I've switched. If he has a s if he has a stupid enough name, I'm going UCLA. Okay. Stupid enough game, UCLA. His name is in fact Ty Diffenbach. Ty Dollassign. Ty Dolly sign, yeah. He looks let's see if we can get a good picture pull up of a of of our boy Ty right here. Ty Diffenbach. He kinda just looks like stupid looking. He kinda looks like he's got an IQ of about seventy five. Yeah, I'm back. That's a stay away. That's a classic stay away. Now this might be a Mega Max. He has a stupid name and a stupid face. A me okay. I could be convinced. What do you think about That Oklahoma State game, Oklahoma State getting points on the road against Houston, ranked matchup. Could not know less about it. Okay. Over. All but two and a half. Houston, Oklahoma State, dude. Over. Should we do that's one of those games that's gonna be like forty four to forty, maybe O T, but like a last minute winner. Yeah. That's that's my that's my pick, the over in that. But it's my pick. I like them both. I want them both then. Should we do for the five to nine lay, should we do two picks from college, two picks from the NFL? I think we should I think we should do one two three leggers. And then we can do one four legger of it all. Okay. All right, two three leggers. So we'll do my pick is Ohio State. Your pick is Ohio State. Is is the I like both of those overs, but you can you can if we can agree on something else, we can switch. If you I think you make that over the Oklahoma State one your play, and we agree on the Tennessee Bama one. Okay, yeah. I mean, yeah. That's a fun way to root for too. That's a fun way to root for India. Game in every Philippines. That's exact that's the best way to do it. Not a negative last noon. Indiana's blow. no, yeah. I mean, if Indiana wins that, I'd be shocked. But I agree. It's probably not making sense. Very sexy led. I kinda like that a lot. I think that's the that's the stamped sign sealed and official five to nine college light. Double overs in Ohio State to get their revenge. Yeah. Yeah. You want to move on to some NFL? yeah, yeah. Ole Miss versus Missouri. Missouri kind of surprising everyone. they beat me give me Missouri. Missouri getting, I think Five and a half. That spread has dropped from seven and a half down to five and a half for towards Missouri. Yeah, I give me Missouri. I like Missouri. I kind of think people have been disrespecting Missouri all year. They had a short spread against AM last week, only three, and they won by like twenty. they were big underdogs against Florida and they they boat raced him as well. I can I can I I just don't think Ole Miss is kind of, you know, worth anything that much aside from Trinidad. Yeah, I'm not a fan of. Missouri's gay little coach, but the they're drinkowitch. Yeah. Yeah. Not a fan. He's a tart is how I would describe it. Yeah, like a pop tart. That's the bowl they're gonna probably be in. He's just a tart. He's just a little he's like a fart. Yeah. He's just like he looks like he got like his lunch money stolen at like late into his life. Too late into his life. yeah. Like he's actively getting it stolen at practice. Right now. Like he people are like bumping into him like walking past and like like smacking his papers out of his hand. Yeah, he's got he's got his coaching notebook walking down the hallway and he's like all your smack his little shit. He looks like he pushes up he pushes up his glasses and scrunches up his nose before he says something. He looks like he like corrects you on your grammar. Like yeah. And the and and meanwhile Yeah, he's still yeah, and meanwhile he's the person who can't spell it regardless. He'll correct you on it, but can't do it himself. Smells of like old rotten jolly ranchers. Yes. Eli. Hey, if you're listening to this, a big F you. Eli. We hate you. Not a fan. All right. Not a fan. That should be another good game though. NFL ball. All right. So our our teams both have interesting games. Could be the return of Caleb. We talked about that. playing the Falcons. We have no clue who they're going to start. If it's Penix, could be a competitive matchup. If it's Tua, well pick up the Bears defense in fantasy. and then my team, the Patriots, have a pretty interesting matchup as well and and a fan favorite in the Jets, who are a da again down Brees Hall, as you would know from your fantasy team. I think you have right? Yeah, I have him in I I'm in two fantasy leagues this year. I have him in both. And Yep. You you make that Braylon Allen pickup or no? Nah, he I mean I'm in a sixteen and eighteen man league, so both of them whoa whoa whoa. We've got we've got a late joiner to the party. Welcome in. I did my best. I did my best. You joined at a good time. We're just about to start talking some NFL for the games upcoming on Sunday. Okay. Perfect. Perfect. We'll throw you right into the fire. You got a you got a big matchup you're keeping your eye on on Sunday? Yeah, dude, Tanner McKee. Yeah. We were just talking about we've got some interesting stuff with Caleb coming back. you guys have a quarterback situation as well. Yeah. I'm a obviously the the blood clot for Jalen Hurts sucks. I am a fan of Tanner McKee. Obviously there's a reason. Yeah, it hurts. Get it? obviously I'm a fan of Tanner McKee. Andy Dalton's terrible and he showed that that one two plays he had versus the Bears. Joe Milton's an interesting claim for me. I I think the way it kind of stands and probably the way everybody thinks it stands, is that this is like week six versus the Panthers. Their defense is really injured, probably not like great. Yeah. this is like Tanner's chance to show like I can be the starting quarterback for however long. Tanner's chance. Tanner's chance. The it's the Mormon missile, that's what they call have they tried having Big Dom go mouth to mouth with Jalen Hurts and seeing if he could suck the blood clot out of it. It could be a good idea. The only thing is it might go through his lungs. That would be interesting. I mean Big Dom would be a worthy sacrifice. Anything I've ever learned about Big Dom is against my will. Well what about what about what about mouth to ass? Would that be That would be less harmful for Hertz probably, if that's at all possible. Who knows? I I think that's the only solution if they're I mean, I think everyone in the world, look, respect to Tanner McKee. I know he he had that good game against Dallas last year. he's had some good preseason moments. I think everyone in the world is hoping that it's gonna be Joe Milton who gets to go up against this Panthers defense in a one o'clock matchup and just let it loose like a Jameis Winston era parent. I mean, yeah, but the hard thing is, is like if he was claimed earlier in the week, maybe what I was gonna say is like this is Tanner's shot, and if he if he stinks against this defense, it's gonna be Joe Milton in prime time versus the Cowboys, which I thought that's what you were gonna say. I thought that's what you were gonna say people wanted because that's what I forgot about that. I mean, there's no way that I would not be taking the Eagles in that situation. Joe Milton You gotta you gotta sprinkle. I don't know, man. The rest of the NFL, these these games are kind of weird. Like there's a lot of it kind of pulls up a reason. Bills are Do you think even Titans and Colts fans would have I don't even think Daniel Jones' mom is watching Titans Colts, dude. I don't think it's awful. What a disgusting sight. I mean if you if you pull up Cartoon Network, like you may find it on there. I don't know. It's squeezed in between yeah, it's squeezed in between Amazing World of Gumball and Steven Universe. The Saints play the Giants for what, the twelfth time this season already? Do they play? Dude, I feel like they play each other all the time. I mean, i is is it wait. Wait a second. Is it in New Orleans? It's a job. It's in New York. It's a New York. my dude, we could have had Jameis returning to the crab legs. The job of the black would be fire. The the three one and one Giants. Yeah. That's kind of a fun game. I mean, with Tyler Shuck is coming up I would know as a as someone on the Saints last week. had the worst game I've ever seen him have against that Vikings team that's miraculously five and I think this is a pretty good bounce back spot for the Saints. It that's a game that I think is gonna have a lot of points. Yeah. Yeah. I think Bears Falcons could be a fun time. I think that's the best game in the twelve o'clock slate. I'm looking through it now. Yeah. I mean there's there's not a lot mid western time game starting at twelve. I guess one that's all The first slate, whatever. I mean, Texans, Jags is that's that's overseas. What I was about to say. Did the Jags win both London games? They love London games. Yeah. And I mean the Texans, like what? They got a win versus the Cowboys last week. Was that their first game? The Titans, even worse. the Titans, my bad. They lost. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, okay. They lost that game. They choked that game for the Cowboys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I I mean so what What me and Todd did is we went through the college slate and we gave out a a three leg lay. We had Ohio State moneyline, the over in the Tennessee Bama game, and the over in the Oklahoma State versus Houston game. And we were gonna do another three leg or each of us give out a pick for the NFL as well. Okay. Okay, okay. Say I yeah, just looking at these games, it's crazy. I I think Ravens Browns could have had a chance to be the best one At one o'clock, but Lamar's hurt. Panthers, Eagles could have been great, but Jalen Hurts is all wealthy. Actually, it could make it more exciting. I will be taking the Colts minus seven. I think they win by fifty. I think Jonathan's Jonathan Taylor might have five touchdowns. I I'm gonna take Jonathan Taylor. I'm gonna ladder his touchdowns. Yeah. This is the game that Jonathan Taylor just keeps on scoring. It's just like How d how does he have fifty five points in fantasy and you check he has a four T O T that's like, All right, I've lost my week you just know you're gonna be watching red zone at approximately like thirty minutes into it and you're gonna see Chris Hansen switch on over. Breaking news out of the Colts Titans game. Jonathan Taylor, seventy five yard touchdown. Yeah, you see I was gonna say you see the Colt on like the fifteen yard line, it's first and ten. Daniel Jones literally just goes like this. And you just know you see him stiff arm that dude ten yards past the line of scrimmage. That linebacker just dies alive on camera. Yeah, no, that will be I mean, I think what is Jonathan Taylor to t I bet he's to score two. I bet it's almost minus funny. He's probably he's Yeah, it's Gibbs numbers for sure. He's probably minus two ten, two fifteen to score, probably plus one seven. Let's see what courtside has a not fully lifting. It could be. It could be like Derrick Henry at Alabama numbers is what it could be. Let me see. Touchdowns I mean like again I watched you guys to guess. Two plus touchdowns, Jonathan Taylor. Is it like plus one ten? Plus one ten. Yeah. Plus one seventy five. my god. That's kinda that's honestly better than You guys guess is anytime? Minus. Minus three ten, Taylor Todd was close. my god. Minus three ten. Next one's a bollard at plus one forty five. What is it for three? Nine hundred? Probably like six hundred. Something's seven hundred. Yeah. Jeez. I mean, he probably gets it. Two is probably a mortal eye. Yeah, I mean plus one seventy five for two. That's handy. I think he's also coming off a game where he didn't score he didn't score last week. Tyler Warren had the had the sneak touchdown. In my opinion, absolutely not. I don't see how he doesn't. No. I think I think that's a good candidate. I mean, I look at my game, especially the you know, the Patriots love beating up on the Jets. yeah, you're suiting up, dude. Your game? I am suiting up. I I will get in and I think I still could beat the Jets. I mean, they they got a nice little win over the Browns. The Browns messed up in the rain a a punt and kinda handed that handed the Jets a win. But I mean, after what I've seen the Patriots look like the last two weeks, they've looked like the twenty twenty five ones. Drake has his mojo back. I just don't see how at home they don't cover a touchdown and, you know, just bring the Jets to the slaughterhouse like they usually do. I mean I'm biased, but I feel like this is a This is a time where you guys could maybe get on the on board for the Patriots and not think it's an awful pick. I guess. I mean whatever. I mean, whatever, man. Gino could easily go for three hundred and four tutties. Is Gino back to Gino? Gino? I mean, look. I don't has Gino ever been there? I don't know if I don't know if he's back. Wasn't that Tyrod Taylor? I wouldn't take I I get Gino and Tyrod confused more than you would think. They're like the same person to me. Why? Interesting statement. Further, could you explain? They're both quarterbacks that you know how do you get them confused? Yeah. They their names are pretty different, so they're yeah, their names are their names are the same. They both, you have similar qualities and characteristics. No, not different playstyles. They both throw a lot of picks. they're just cut from the same Jameis Winston cloth. Where they don't have the actual, you know, ceiling. It's just a floor and a and the you know, the first floor and the basement floor is kind of in between. Yeah, open concept. I don't know. What about what about the afternoon games? I was gonna say my leg, Todd, are you using like your little Colts by touchdown? Is that the actual line? Seven too. I think Colts Colts Red will be my favorite. They're one of seven. I think I think I'm gonna go player prop here. I think I'm gonna go Kirko Chain's passing yards. I mean the Bills defense is just atrocious. So I'd I can get down and bogey. Obviously they they kinda they kinda stumbled a little bit last week, the Raiders. Yeah. stumble. They train. Yeah, I mean Kirko put up twenty two back to back weeks before that. twenty two fantasy points, that is. Yeah, yeah. No pigs. So I mean he he's balling. So you saw Mendoza a little bit last week. I think that was just kind of hey, the game's over. Yeah. I mean Mendoza did look solid. Yeah, he got in for about like eight passes. Yeah. Yeah, you played like the very end of the game. I mean that's the hard thing. It kind of feels almost I mean, the team's not as good as that Chiefs team in twenty eighteen or whatever it was when Mahomes came in, but you know, th that was always the plan. Draft Mahomes in the first round, let him sit behind Alex Smith, and then the Chiefs I think went eleven and five with Alex Smith. He never really got to play. I don't see the Raiders maybe going eleven and five, but I think that Kirk could continue playing well enough where You know, they're not forced to kind of show their hand and put Fernando in. And I don't think they I don't think they mind that at all, especially with, you know, Brady kind of running the operations behind the scenes. I think it would be really good for Fernando to just sit this full year, maybe get in in the final game of the season. Yeah, I mean I'm as you're saying okay, so it's a one year eleven point three for Kirk. I mean, that's not Yeah. It's not a lot of money, but I mean You invested some in this guy to come be a veteran quarterback for you. If he's ballin', he's ballin', you know. Twelve passing touchdowns and four interceptions, has almost thirteen hundred yards already. He's in a good season. He's balling. I mean, like I've been using him outside of last week as my fantasy quarterback for the the two weeks prior. I'm like I can't say that I'm not jealous. I mean I I've I just started Bonex again last night. and and I'm about to rip my hair out. I I cannot deal with Bonex. I would I can't believe I would be saying this into the season six weeks, but I wish I had Kirk Cousins over Bo Knicks. Dude, we were saying that about Justin Herbert and last week. Yeah. versus Kirk Cousins and now it's Bo Nicks falls under that category. Did you see speaking of Bo Nick's, what Ryan Fitzpatrick said after Thursday night football? That was awesome. I really hope he takes that to heart. I hope he gets pissed off about it. I hope we see a quote come out tomorrow. Where he tries and defend it because I think everyone will just even more go against Bo necks. I want all to slander for Bo. His yards per attempt was negative in the second half. Did you see like his completion of over ten yards? Yeah, his spot chart was like it it it there wasn't a completion over ten passes. I mean what did he he finish with just over a hundred yards? A hundred and seven yards on twenty seven attempts. Case Keenum in the Bears game. Like people were shitting on that one, rightfully so. I was as well. Like The Knicks has to get that same level of attention. Like that was arguably worse. And look, I get it. Like, you know, he he had the major injury, but that was to his ankle. And we're now six games into the season. You know, it's not like he had kind of something lingering as it at least from the reports going into the season. Six games in. If anything, you know, I expected, you know, last night to be maybe a little bit of a rushing night. And again, it was, you know, the four carries for six yards, one of the main things Fitzpatrick was ripping into was just it didn't seem like He was he wanted to try that much. There were multiple of the plays where it looked like he was trying to use his legs and could have gotten a first down if he put in a little bit more effort and either walked out of bounds on the sideline or kind of just let himself get tackled. It did not really look like a guy that was trying to put his put his life on the line for the team. And it he's playing scared. Yeah, I mean, if you look at the second half drive by drive for the Broncos, I'm pretty sure it was punt all the way was it seventeen fourteen at halftime or did they kick a field goal in the second half? I didn't watch. Whatever it was. Every other drive. It was like fourteen to three. The Seattle came back. Okay, yeah. So I think maybe the the Broncos kicked a field goal in the second half to make that that or they kicked it in overtime to win seventeen fourteen. My fault. So they had did not score in the second half. It was an overtime. That's why I meant every single drive was a punt, except for the last one which was a knee for overtime. For the Broncos specifically. Yeah. And then obviously a Sam Darnold pick. They went eight yards and kicked. a game winning field goal. Well and it's like you know what's What do you look at more? Like do you yeah do you look at like that was terrible by the Broncos? Do you look like that was really bad that the Seahawks couldn't beat that. You know what I mean? Like it's just bad all the way around. It's it's bad all the way around and me and and and I was talking with Todd before you came on here. Me and Todd both liked the Broncos last night. I didn't think it would necess I thought the game would be shitty. I didn't necessarily think it would be like that shitty. But you know at this other stat I saw today is come out like Bo Nick's I think has an eighty two percent winning rate when his, you know, when his yards per play is below at six yards per play or lower. And all other quarterbacks in the league have like a 17% win rate. So I think to me it says a lot about their defense and Sean Payton's coaching that they can win these games, but it's, you know, it's really disguising Bo Nicks. And when you challenge a Broncos fan about it, they they're just like, but he wins. He's a winning quarterback. I think this is only going to last for so long, and eventually he's just gonna be exposed. He had good moments last year that's why, you know, it led to him, you know, making me want to pick him in fantasy, which was an awful decision. But like I think he's just kind of being masked by what's a really good coach and a good defense. And I think that's limiting their ceiling. I I mean, I think this is a Broncos team with how good Sean Payton has looked as their coach, especially, you know, taking back the play caller duties and the defense too and the offensive line. If they had a different quarterback, this would be a you know, one of the Super Bowl favorites. But I think you can write off now with how Bonex is playing. I mean their their star quarterback of the future, or whatever you want to call Bo Nicks, ranks seven hundred and first out of seven hundred and one qualified NFL quarterback seasons through the first six games of a year over the past twenty years in average pass length, which is four point nine. I saw that earlier. I had to look it up because I remembered he was seven hundred and one of something out of seven hundred and one. Yes. Over the six games in the last twenty years of yards per attempt. You're under five yards. Like you're looking at A typical NFL offense. Like maybe you rush for three or four yards on first or on first down, then you have a second and medium, and you're capable of your quarterback throwing beyond the first down line. That's not happening for the Denver Broncos. Like he's not if you get three yards, it's second and seven. His average passing yard per attempt is not getting over that first down line. No. Like the guys that are like mobile quarterbacks, like the I'll use Jalen Hurts. I think he's a good D passer statistically, but Especially not this season. He hasn't been throwing it like as he should have, I guess, or as he can. Even those guys are able to throw it beyond a seven yard first down marker. Yeah. Like a Will Levis even. Like there are guys that are not even in the league anymore that can do that. And you have this guy that was what tenth overall pick? Eleventh overall, wasn't he? Yeah. Yeah. Wasn't he pretty high up? Like and he's he's twelfth overall in twenty twenty four. Well and you can tell he can't throw that far. And you can tell and and in my opinion, diagnose it if you compare him to a player like Sam Darnold, who has not had a really good follow-up season after winning the Super Bowl last year. But the difference between Darnold and Nick's is Darnold is at least trying and has the confidence to try. I think his stats are six touchdowns, seven interceptions, which shows that maybe his decision making has not been the best. He's forcing things or he's not been as accurate as he was last year, but he is still trying those downfield passes. in Nyx You know, for as bad as he's been, it's six touchdowns, three interceptions. You know, for as bad as he's been playing, you would think he has more, but his badness is actually just coming from his scaredness and, you know, not even attempting those passes down the field, which almost makes it worse in my opinion. Yeah, I mean he's not throwing picks, like you said, six three touchdown to interception ratio. Yeah, because i it's and even fifty fifty balls, every quarterback throws those and sometimes it's a touchdown, sometimes it's a pick. We talk about arm punts, like that's not happening. Yeah. So it's just like A lot of things that are typical of an NFL quarterback he's not doing. And while maybe you look at the stat sheet of touchdown interception ratio and it's not a problem, I mean, how many yards does Bo Nicks have so far? Yeah, I mean we've already given. We've given more air time to Bo Nicks than he's put air under the balls in his last three games and it's pissing me off. We gotta move on to the games. I can't talk about Bo Nicks any longer. It's just making me sad. Diggs, you still you need to give your three legger your your leg at least. So so wha what do we have so far? We have passing yards for Kirko. Todd's giving out the Colts. I mean I could just be I could be a a little sissy and give out the Patriots by the spread. I mean I I do think it hits I think I think the Rams also it is a big number against the Cardinals. What is I look, it's twelve and a half, but I mean, yeah. I don't know. That's that's a little too It's a little too risky for my blood. I think I will go with with the Patriots to cover. I think I think they can easily cover a seven and a half against the Jets. All right. That would be that would be my leg. I'll put my team and my money on the line. I like I like there's a player prop in two spreads, though. That's not a bad mix. I will say I like I like our college our college lay a little bit more. Yeah. It's like fun and cute. This is like old and grumpy. This one's like grumpy and It's it's kinda grimy. I feel still. I feel like you need to need a rocky in a back alley to take this one. Tommy, I kinda want you to change your Kirk Cousins one to a team a team A team one? Okay. Yeah. it could be a total in a game or a spread. Yeah, it could be a total. Let me look at what I got. We'll do a prop one after, and mine will be JT two. I'm all on that fault. I think that's a good play. I mean, I think Panthers game is probably something, especially from the Panthers side. I think Jalen Coker's back this week. I can see some stats coming out of that game. Like I said, I think that Saints game, Chris Olave is now questionable with an illness. Finally, for once not a head injury. What the fuck? That's my guy. That's the only guy I have, or else I'm fine. Well, it's it's it's been shocking that he's played five full games for you so far. Yeah. I don't know what illness he has. He has been really good. I I laughed at you when you picked him 'cause I thought he would get a concussion two games in and you know by join two of them. Yeah. And now Todd as the only undefeated team in our fantasy league so far. There's no one with one loss. It's a two gapper between me and really everyone else. I've lost back to back weeks. So you what are you two and three or three and two? Three and two. Okay, so me and Tommy are both three at least we all have winning records. We would there's a lot of Like there's like four or five of us, maybe even more. Chandler at three and two, just cause he has more but it's second place. Yeah. With his AI generated team, if your team name is is is Nakua Matata, you need to be banned from fantasy. Kill yourself. Yeah, Chandler, you gotta do better than Nakua Matata, bro. If your name is Nakua Matata Yeah. There's so there was something there. IQa. I'll stick with I'll stick with the spread trends. I'll go Niners minus six and a half at home versus the commies. That's what I'll go. Okay. Well I think that's three spreads. For for the to complete the last one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's to take Kirkho passing yards out like Todd said and put put Niners minus six and a half. Regardless of anything, I'm taking Colston Lovelin touchdown. That will be my process. If Caleb plays dude he's gonna throw for three hundred plus. Like I guarantee one of the most due players. I even if Caleb doesn't play, just Give me Loveland a score. I think he's finally gonna have a good game and I'll die on the hill. So I think he he would be my problem. DJ's deal is with Yeah not throwing it to him. I don't I don't understand. Yeah. Roush is terrible. It's been it's been a tough fourth round draft pick, for me in terms of Colson Loveland. I bet. But I I don't know. I just feel like there's too much talent there for him not to turn it around. He wa he didn't really start turning it on until the second half of the season and then was like Tight end two from like weeks ten to eighteen. I went into the season thinking he was gonna be the best tight end in the NFL by the end of it. And I still think it's possible for him to turn around and be like solidified top three, but he needs to start playing. I mean, he's been a really good blocker, which I guess is they've got a lot of mouths defeated in the offense. Not pretty to be good at, but that's what he's a big in the run game. There's a game where it could happen. You know, I think it's here against the Falcons. I think it is interesting as I Just looked at that game that Drake London hasn't scored yet, but if Tua starts for them, then that's not gonna change. I think it still will not be scoring. What what about for so you would switch your your prop from just the original one to the prop lay and you'd still keep Kirkho, or would you change it to something else? no, I can make so I can pick a little a little touchdown or something. Let me take a game. Yeah, I figure we could do that, maybe wrap things up. What do we think about the Sunday night game? Packers, Cowboys, Packers three and two, Cowboys coming into Lambda. Penix is in. Penix is in. Penix is in Penix is in Penix is in. That's good. So let's hope Caleb plays. I'll look at the Sunday night game. I'll say Christian Watson touchdowns probably pretty free. I would also look Kraft's direction. Kraft has had a lot better last couple weeks. Yeah. Good old Robert. Yeah. Robert's had a good stinky? Tucker craft. It involves a lot more kids being trafficked. They call him 'cause he's a pedophile and a terrible person. Well and he's he's gone to the Deshaun Watson School of Massage as well. He's he's had a he's had quite the few rub and tugs in his day. He's an A plus student. Yeah. He was actually the professor. Valedictorian, if you will. Yeah. He's more like the cum cum de lade or whatever you call it. Magnum cum de one that's spelled like cum. Magnum cum laud. Magnum cum laude. Loud, yeah, there's no loude. Loud. Yeah. yeah. That's that like Raiders running back, Dylan Laub. yeah, Dylan Laub. Yeah. Dylan Laub, anytime touchdown? Yeah, there go. That's that's one that's certainly heading. That's that's mega. He literally scored last week. Yeah he scored in garb he was the one that scored in garbage time. That's the only reason why I know his name. Yep. I know he's their return man. Any wrap up words on on the four o'clock games. Like I said, we Rams Cardinals, should be a blowout. Car the Chargers are getting taken to the House of Horrors slaughterhouse against the Chiefs, O and five versus four and good luck over there, Justin Herbert, to try and find your mojo. Bill's Raiders on paper should be good, in Oakland or in Las Vegas. and then I think the night game's a pretty good one. Mi it was a pr pretty memorable one for us last year. We got another Cowboys versus Packers. Yeah. One of the funnest games ever. Forty forty tie. That was something. That was in the well you looked like you got scared when you said it. You're like he like got PTSD for a second. No, no, it brought up good memories from that was when I was in Chicago. Was it? We had a little we had a little four legger, Josh Jacobs to score. It was like that. Did it hit? it did, yeah. in the in the tie. That's the only time I've ever had a way hit in a tie game. The Bears played the Raiders and that was when they blocked the field goal. They blocked the field goal. That it was it was like the best it was like my best week of all time. Still haven't been back to that. Yeah. I was getting memories from it a couple weeks ago. Yeah, Cubs beat the Padres, Nurfey hit. Everything was hitting back then. Everything's from there. Yeah. Every it's really all gone downhill since last September in Chicago. They do that way. Yeah. Chicago didn't have Should be back sometime early next week. Yeah. Yeah, we're good. It's fine. We're good. I'll say we keep saying we'll be back on a normal schedule and here we are on another Friday, not on schedule. Yeah, but this is good. We can the listeners will listen before the games tomorrow. I trust they'll take they'll take all of our picks, they'll make infinite amounts of money, and then they'll be back on the They're not going out tonight on the Friday evening. They're gonna stay home, wait for the pond to come. They're gonna they're gonna be like me. They're gonna go to a court maze. They're gonna get the notification when they're at the bar and be like, guys, call the Uber. Five minutes just posted. Yeah, put that up on the TVs. They're all gonna be watching Purdue in Washington tonight. yeah. Washington. That's ugly. That's disgusting. That's a bad note to end things on. Yeah. That's any any closing thoughts for the boys? That's you eating. I mean you're in New York, you've got about unlimited options. You know, I know. True. I would say go when was the last time you ripped that pizza joint you took me to? I don't know. I'm probably just gonna get your okay. Well, never mind. That was what I was gonna say. Minus five hundred. That's the same odds as Jonathan Taylor to score. Yeah. You could you could parlay that with Jonathan Taylor to score. It still would not be even money. It's like minus probably minus one forty. Yeah. You'd have to throw in like something. All right, lads. All right. See ya. Until Tuesday, hopefully. Maybe. Yeah. For sure. We'll wrap up the end of the Definitely Tuesday. For sure. You can count on it. No. All right, farewell. All right, boys. All right.