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FivetoNine Podcast: This is the third intro, just so everyone knows. This is the third intro. Yeah, this is not ⁓ serious podcast that everyone listens to. We've done three extras. Yeah, dude. Sorry to our millions of Villiers. Villiers I just had too much to drink in. What's good, what's good. Welcome to five to nine. We're here to make you Went back to the what's good, what's good. Now I'm just back to like David David Dobrik twenty eighteen, dude. All right. We're we're five to nine and we're trying to make your nine to five feel more like you're five to nine. That's what we're here to do. We're here to have some laughs and let's get let's have the corny shit. Let's talk to sports. ⁓ Jackson, continue your continue your speech from the the group chat with these juice balls. Let's go to baseball, man. ⁓ yeah. ⁓ yeah. So wow we're starting hot off the press. I thought we're gonna go straight into mecha chameleon, but we'll save that for later. We could go back into that. Don't worry. That's a that's a riveting conversation as well. So ⁓ for the millions of y'all out there we got this game Mecha Chameleon and this guy down here is trying to act like he's above it all. He's never heard of it. He's just stays off the grid. So I wish that was on the Xbox. Tommy, why don't you give us a Mecha Chameleon explanation? Dude, I like I was saying I wish it was on the Xbox, but it's like hide and seek. But it's like you're hiding in like people have made like terminal from Modern Warfare 2. Like it's just maps and you like paint yourself to blend in. I've never key watched that on YouTube. I haven't watched it either. I watch hella videos of it. Yeah. I mean, dude, it's like the way I was trying to explain, it's the dude from his the dude who bakes the bread in Hunger Games. His skill in the Hunger Games, bit his name's Pita. Mm-hmm. Like Pita Bread. Of course they did that shit. ⁓ but he like paints himself, he blends in. I guess like people in the army do it too. But like you have like a little ragdoll character. What was the game where you had the the ragdolls? Also like a PC game. It was i and it was like in like a subway, you could kind of throw the ragdolls around. You know what I'm talking about? I think I do, but I don't know. Whatever name of it it's a character that looks like that. ⁓ also the buddy game where like you could literally go in the app store at like eight years old and just beat Little big planet? You talking about Little Big Planet? That game is good too, bro. If we just I don't think that's the one, but that's a good shout. In a full fledged video game conversation, Little Big Planet's the shit. Facts. They also had a little big Hunger Games is when Jennifer Lawrence was at her best. Dude, honestly, yeah. That could be so. I don't know what else she's been in to even say, Yeah, this was peak Jennifer Lawrence. I've always had a problem comparing the Hunger Games with the Maze Runner. Like something in my brain just like compares the two. Dude, one's a good movie franchise and one's absolutely garbage. Is the Maze Runner sneaky better? Maze no Maze Runner Maze Runner first movie is good. After that, like even the books were mid, like the Scorch Trials. You don't mess with I read all three books through the depth period. Bro, those are like the auto books you'd read like seventh grade to get moved. No one was reading those books. I read both books for both series. I've read all of them. Yeah, I know you're a literate ass with your PSP in your pocket, Todd. I was I had to get my yeah, I had to get my shit to the green light. Dude, or get the racing points. I've never read a book. It I mean It doesn't shock me at all. I've never read a book. No, not at all. If you have read The Maze Runner, you're dumber than I am, a hundred percent. Like if that's what you if you've read that then like that's the equivalent of reading negative. Todd, I bet you haven't even read a single page of Hatchet, bro. You don't know good literature. I've told you I've never read a book. So exactly. It's like the fifty cent thing where he's like, I challenge I challenge him to read one page of a Harry Potter book. What else did he say in that? I can't dude, I cause it was like about the ALS. He's like, fuck the ALS Ice Bucket Water Challenge. I challenge him to read one page of a Harry Potter book. And I can't remember. They're both fucking illiterate, dude. It's not like fifty cent has a fifty cent is a a a rapper, a lyricist. There's no way he could be illiterate. Yeah, but like dude knows what he's doing. Drake's a rapper, but we all know he uses ga ⁓ ghostwriting and AI. That's what you think. And I like Drake. AIs AI's a like crazy. Who would chat GBT for lyrics? Dude, I know like Trippy Red uses AI. Like that's an artist who would definitely use fucking AI. I mean that's on yeah it's on it it's on it's on digs, I mean I guess. Ronaldo uses AI, dude. For for what? For playing soccer. You think he's a robot? 'Cause he's a dude very well. What did he get? Did he get two goals? In the tournament? Yeah. Before we got bounced? Was it two or three? Maybe. He had he had two. I think it was yeah. It's kind of That's kinda awful, dude. He's just running cardio. No, he had three. I mean one against Croatia as a penalty, and then two. Two against like Uzbekistan. Mm-hmm. Two against Uzbekistan and then one PK versus Croatia. We've got like the knights in shining armor out here, like of Holland Mbappe and Messi like leading their teams like and scoring like nine goals. And then Ronaldo's just like crying on the pitch. Like we're really comparing like Messi and Ronaldo at this point. With one guy has two goals versus Uzbekistan and and Messi's just neck and neck with Mbappe, one of the best young players ever in the World Cup for the golden boot. Like I Is he still young? How old is Mbappe's twenty seven? He's not that. Yeah, I mean I guess he's not yeah. But ⁓ he's every World Cup record. Yeah. Yeah, he'll be good. Isn't he already like top ten in the He'll be good. He'll be all right. He'll be all right, I guess. Isn't he already top ten in World Cup goals like scored ever? He's second. Okay, yeah. He'll be yeah, he'll just one one goal behind Messi. So Messi's going to hold the record for maybe not even this tournament if they get bounced next game. Yeah. That's wild. Yeah, Messi's got twenty one and Bapay's got twenty. Well we gotta talk about we gotta talk about that too. We've talked too long about bullshit already. We gotta get into the World Cup. Wait, I wanna hear about your guys' July fourth. ⁓ okay. All right, all right. We'll slow it back down again. My bad. I'd jump the gun. No, ⁓ so we had we had like our our Vegas trip that we do as a company Yeah, yeah. So Vegas Fourth of July? I haven't heard of that. No, no, no. We go we were back for Fourth of July. It was the week leading up to it. We came back that Thursday. ⁓ but originally the ECHL is the league that like our hockey team's in and the league meetings were always done in Vegas for like I don't know how long, at least a handful of years before I got here. ⁓ but then they moved it to Orlando last year, of course, would and then Nashville this past year. But all fun places. Yeah, but we didn't we didn't go to those like as a a crew this time or either last year at Orlando or this year in Nashville. So ⁓ we basically just went to Vegas instead, like still. So like we had a meeting with like our owner and he was talking about like the future and stuff like that. But other than that, I mean we had zero meetings. We had a team dinner. That was the only other like mandatory thing. Did you say you stayed at the g I mean, so we got there like super early Monday morning. all the guys had brunch with bottomless camosas, and all the girls had brunch. Then we met at the flamingo pool and we had a cabana ⁓ for the day. so that was fun. That was probably the day that people got like the most intoxicated, you know. But shit got shit out wild at the flamingo. Yeah, that's Were the mimosas on the company dime? Was it No, no, the mimosas weren't on the company dime. The only thing that was on the dime were were team dinner. So Okay. Tuesday was filled with the meetings and then dinner, so we didn't really have like huge gaps in between. Meetings were like eleven to two. Dinner was at like six or something. Wednesday morning we played golf though out there. ⁓ I actually got this hat sitting right here. We played it circuit. This hat's pretty sick. Yeah, that's like their their logo. The The scorpion, it's based after like the Egyptian goddess. Tough question. Did you man Did you see the ball? Yeah, yeah. We weren't necessarily near it, but like driving in and out, like we could we could definitely see it. I mean it's massive. You were on the strip or out of Yeah, we stayed in New York, New York. So we were right on the strip. Was that that was your first time in Vegas, right? Second time. I went for the same thing last year. ⁓ you went for the other trip? Yeah. Yeah. So did you nodding over the senior trip? I went for the Yeah. Now let's get to the meat and potatoes. Did you gamble and how'd you do? Yeah, so I left Vegas up twenty nine dollars to be exact. Bang, up. That's all that matters. Up is up is up. So You paid for you paid for two mimosas. Exactly. Now we're talking about Vegas, that's probably half a mimosa. Well bottomless. Yeah. Mm-hmm. No, it was all you could drink mimosas for like I think it was twenty nine. Twenty nine ninety nine. I think it was all you could drink. Yeah. So it's a lot. It wasn't. Vegas is about surviving and I've never been there, but I've been there gambling wise. It's I mean, when when I went for the senior college trip, all all I ate was in and out like once and then just like a fifteen dollar slice of pizza that they were selling down at the hotel. The pie gow table had my nuts and cock in the dealer's hand. Where did you go? And he was just circling and jerkling both of them at the same time. And he emptied me. Where did you guys stay at Play? What so what is I think it might have been flamingo. If y'all walk into a a beautiful giant casino, you've got every game at your fingertips. What's the first table or game you're going up to to play? I mean, I feel like I'm doing a lap for for the slot machines. I really like the have you guys ever seen like the football slot machine, like you choose your team? I like that one. That one's fun. I mean, it it doesn't change anything, it just changes the colors of the board. I assume Eagles Eagles. I mean, yeah, yeah. Yeah. ⁓ and then I mean if we're going table, I didn't really play that many table games this year, if at all, but I'd probably lean like blackjack. I like the bubble craps instead of the normal craps, like the ones where you sit with like the screens in front. That one I like that one too. That's probably my three. Todd. ⁓ I'd probably do like a rotation of three card poker, ultimate hold'em, and then blackjack. And then usually to start the day, I'll do like a big roulette hand just to see how it's gonna go. Yeah, yeah, feel it out today. Yeah. And then day two, I try to play Pie Gao just to like Pie Gao's like it levels you kind of 'cause it's there's a lot of pushes in Pie Gao. It's like the dealer has it's a it's a it's a kind of a complicated game, but yeah you only be seated around the sweatiest amongst Asian people and they know what they're doing. So if you kinda like Listen and and the dealer has to tell you what to do if you like if you don't know what you're doing or you're drunk. And they'll tell you and they have to. Tell me what to do right now. Yeah, and they they will have to. What what are like ⁓ what were the minimums looking like? ⁓ like if you're New York was like Yeah, it was like fifteen. Okay. I mean there were tables for twenty five, but the ch I think the cheapest ones were fifteen. There are other places. I think Excalibur, which is right across the street, ⁓ had five dollar hands. Don't I don't I don't know a hundred percent. That's insane. In Vegas, five dollar hands. In Vegas, that's I'm not a hundred percent sure. I could be completely bullshitting both of you. Dude, we we went to the Bahamas and they had a casino. They w they were fifteen dollar minimums. There was nothing for five. Unless you were playing like the on ⁓ like the screen shit where it's like you could just I go to Rivers in Chicago like every time I'm back. I'll go a couple times. I actually went Last couple weeks ago when I was filmed, went home to June T to celebrate. I was up a decent amount. I was actually playing well on the blackjack table, but the minimums there are all tw there's like a couple twenty five tables, but most of them are fifty. And that's the and that's the hard thing about it. It's like, you know, 'cause is it you wanna get it back, but it's like is this just another twenty five down or is this another really a hundred down 'cause you're gonna play four? You gotta go with like five hundred plus yeah in your pocket. Like are you you can't expect to like a hundred bucks and be like Yeah even five hundred is like tight. You need to be able to like win back money because blackjack is especially so streaky. Yeah it's like you go you win like seven hands in a row but then you'll get you'll lose for like ten in a row. So it's like And you don't even get a chance to ride the streak. Like if you bring in a hundred dollars that could be gone in four hands and then you're like over there just sipping the drinks by the table. And then And then you double down, it's just like all right, this it's over. And then and then you go spend your last money on some stupid shit to you go bet on a number in roulette, and then it's just all the number doesn't even go as close. The number hits the next roll. Off of that, you walk in, you have one number to play on roulette. What's the roulette number? Y'all have like a number? Eleven. So I had this thing, ⁓ it I don't really have like a set number, and I guess I don't necessarily like go to the casino a lot, so maybe that's why. But I was seeing the number six like literally everywhere in Vegas. Like at the pool. No, just like it like taxi. I know, I know, right? And lovely I mean I didn't put any money. yeah, if it works. I guess that's why they call it Sin City. All right. We gotta cut this episode. Yeah, yeah. Thanks for tuning in, guys. Fourth restart, fourth restart. Yeah, restart fifteen minutes in. Yeah. I alright, I can respect the six. I I kinda like I don't know, it rotates, but I I love ⁓ Chandler kind of started this, our our roommate, me and Todd's roommate back in college, but like associating just any number is gambling wise with a jersey number for a basketball player. So just always ripping a a Jordan, a Kobe, or a Larry Bird, a AK twenty three, twenty four, eight, two, if you want to split Kobe's. ⁓ or you rep at thirty three. What about six for LeBron? Because like the people that are there and they're there for the whole day and they're like just like betting seventy numb like ⁓ thirty numbers at once and they're like doing like a rotation and they're like sweating they so they have like their own chips. It's like, dude, go home, feed the kids, like do get out of here. You try to just like put your fifty bucks on black and it's just like This guy's shoving you, throwing shoulders like at your neck and like dude, I'm just like he's like, I need to get twelve, I to get twelve. I feel end of the role until they're like, Bet Dude, yeah, until dude, until it's literally rolling in the in the actual table, dude. The last And they'll still try to put a couple more down. Yeah, and that you're literally making money? Like how are you even making money of any of your numbers? They're all it's every single time you're just breaking even. That's all they're doing. And none of them speak English. None of them speak English. It it may be Swahili, it may be Chinese. I like to approach roulette like I approach golf gambling. Like it's like I'm either taking the outright dude plus thirty six hundred, aka hitting an actual number, kind of a fun bet, or I'm taking the even odds. Like I'm taking like a big name to finish top twenty or top thirty, something safe. So like a fifty fifty. Like I'm just taking either black or red or I'm taking like a a first third or third third, something like that. Yeah. I don't I try not to touch those first or second or third thirds. Those ones are kind of scary. They never hit. Dude, but it it they never hit, but sometimes when it's ⁓ when the numbers have gone like four, six, thirteen, one, you're like shit, dude, we've gotta get like a thirty two in here. Like it's gotta be a thirty two. I do like love going to the casino and just like smelling the the desperateness out of everyone then. It's just like it's like you're I'm sucking their energy out of their their bodies and souls. I'm telling you like I'm longer. at like five in the morning. When we le had to leave for golf super early in the morning this year. Yeah. And you like you always make the joke of like when we're leaving for golf at five forty five, it's like, are these people getting up to do this, which is bad? Or have they been awake to do this, which is not there's no hour in the day where it's not packed. Like there's no hour in the day where the casino is like not packed. No. Especially in Vegas. Well it's like I'd prefer to go at like midnight, one AM, two AM Yeah. I was in Vegas. When I was in Vegas, I was staying up super late after the night. We we had just like gone out to see some like DJ. We come back, I'm like at the roulette table. I'm like faded. I'm I'm kind of faded. There's this lady in a wheelchair sitting next to me at the roulette table, I believe. She just whips out like the biggest dab pen of all time. I'm like, I literally look at her, I'm like, I need that. I need that. I hit the I hit the dab pen. I wake up in my bed with just like four hundred fifty dollars crumpled in my pocket. Just like fully just like like a baby holding a to this like crumpled in my pocket. I'm like, I don't know if I went up or down. I don't know how much I started with. I was like, but I have this four fifty now. It was gone by thirty minutes after I went. You actually hit a a lace pen from Alan from the hangover. Like you woke up and you had no idea. I woke up in my bed, which was the best the Most important part I guess. That's hon yeah, I mean that's honestly a miracle in and of itself, let alone that you had money to be stuffed in your pants. Right. Yeah, dude. Just crumpled. Just literally crumpled. And I'm surprised. That means I got the chips I was winning with to the cashier. Yeah. ⁓ just shoved it. 'Cause normally the story is you're able to find your way home, but it's a much easier process because you lost everything, so you don't have anything to cash in our exchange. I wonder if you had only like took it from the cashier and immediately you just went like like that. Yeah. I think I just started like you probably bought a hot dog on the way home or something like I probably just started running. I mean, dude, this is when we were in Vegas, so all I had to do is we were already in the hotel, so just had to find my way. to the elevator and they make it hard for you in there. They want you to keep on gambling. ⁓ yeah. I New York has like three elevators and like they don't all go to the same place. That's yeah. I haven't been to Vegas yet, but I obviously want to, but my favorite casino we went to was the one we w went to in ⁓ Barcelona. That was that was a time. What about when you guys were in New Orleans and you met ⁓ that was it that good story. Yeah we ⁓ wanna sp while we're on a podcast, we gotta mention the pod father, Bill Simmons. me ⁓ and two of our roommates were in New ⁓ New Orleans for the Super Bowl. Did not go to the game. That shit was like ten thousand dollars fade. Heck no. ⁓ but we did go to the casino multiple times and that Caesars ⁓ Caesars casino in New Orleans is phenomenal. It's like standalone. There's like a There's like a Haras or something nearby. Nothing's nearly as good. But this shit's like a palace. So we're in there for Super Bowl weekend. There's all the celebrities. We're meeting random. We met Vic Blinds, the dude who gives the haircut. Like the most random celebrities to like a that guy. No, that guy is that guy is a sadness. There that guy's. I mess with him, bro. I don't like that guy. Vic Linz is a safety. That guy That guy that guy preys upon the poor for his own success. We met everyone from him to Delaney Walker. That was where I met ⁓ Trent Book It with Trent. ⁓ He's also Book It with Trent. Is he safe though? He's fair? I don't know. He might He's he's a child of God. But we met him but we were we were playing and ⁓ and Nick goes up to the high rollers table and it's it of of craps and he half knows how to play craps. He just he just doesn't want a seven. He just bets everything that's not a seven. And it's Bill Simmons, the pod father, ⁓ who I listen to like every every episode. And he's just playing craps. And he goes up because he's like, I gotta get on the table with them after we literally just took a picture and annoyed him. ⁓ and it's like it's like a hundred dollar minimums and he actually ends up going like up a thousand dollars. But that casino was phenomenal. And it's like I've been the city of New Orleans was awesome. I mean, you go from Bourbon Street where you have Beads being thrown on you, people are just up in the rafters of buildings, just you know, shaking ass. And then you go straight from Bourbon Street, they're selling just slushies filled with alcohol on the side of the streets, and then you walk into the casino. ⁓ I don't do you set you. Is that New Orleans? I guess I have the bubble feature turned on. I give a thumbs up. Does it work with thumbs down? Do you just react? If y'all if if anyone's ⁓ there was a reaction there. If anyone's listening on Spotify, if you're listening to this point, you have no clue what's going on. No clue what the reason is. As we just ramble incessantly about casinos. I will say, like, I feel like sports betting is so much better when you're like in a sports book in a casino. Yeah. And that's like the only time that I get to be in a sports book, sports betting. Because obviously it's not legal in Oklahoma. I know, bro. It's ridiculous. All the the Native Americans. Like every time I've been to a sports book and I place like a futures or whatever, and you get that ticket, you can put it in your wallet, like and you can like, ⁓ what do you have? And you whip it out of your wallet, like that's the coolest feeling. Even if it's kind of like a like a real bookie. I kinda want like a a shady bookie who just dude, I miss just for like the vibe. I don't get the same. I have to like see him in person. I'd be like, this is what I want. ⁓ real kind of like uncut gems. Yeah, like Adam Sandler. Like, this is what I want. I'm I was like, what are the odds? Like they know you got it. And you're tra you're trading in your watch to try and put down ten thousand on Celtics to win the opening tip? Yeah, no, and it's literally ⁓ I would l I would be so sick to just like have a guy give you cash. Like just I miss dude, I miss even having just like the feeling like of a bookie in college. Like even if it's the offshore, you're doing it through Venmo, like something about that I feels like a miss that at all. The biggest nightmare ever. It definitely is a nightmare. And it's like once Monday once Monday comes, dude, shit, you gotta pay the piper. Of course you miss it, Jack then. Yeah, there's there's certain there's certain perks that you can that do come with that. For certain I missed having a bookie in God. No, you don't. Well, dude, when you get when you get sweet ass Spongebob, like the nerd office Spongebob as your bookie, then you know, certain things can happen. Throwing shots at the the guy. He's he's a nice guy. Maybe maybe too nice of a guy to be a bookie. That's all I'll say. Yeah, you you wanted him to batter your knees in. Is that what you wanted? I really like the pressure of like real life consequences coming with my already gambling consequences. Yeah, you're an adrenaline junkie. You wanted to be shit. It's like the movie Nerve. Or just uncut gems. And uncut gems. Yeah, or just uncut gems again. I just re-watched that movie. That shit is still phenomenal. Do you guys have any good r movie recommendations? I keep on finding myself watching the same movies over. Do you like so I literally the way to and from Vegas, I watched a movie on Netflix. I watched ⁓ Let me look at my letterbox. It was the I think it was called It was called The King. Well, it might be somewhere else. ⁓ the King with Timothy Chalamet. I've seen that. You know streaming websites. And then on the way back, I watched Our Our King with Matt Damon. Outlaw King, excuse me. Outlaw King. Matt Damon pisses me off. He was good in this movie. What about Matt Damon and the departed? That he's good because he's playing a guy that everyone hates. So it's like all right, I these I'm rightfully pissed off by him. That's Goodwill Hunting is the worst movie ever made, and people know all that I You gotta explain to the people who you hate acting wise. Matt Damon. No, no, no, no. You hate Robin Williams. I don't hate Robin Williams. He just creeps me out. He creeps me out. There was a family guy episode where everyone Peter touched you turned into Robin Williams. Yeah. And then like he like killed himself at the end, which is like an allusion to Robin Williams killing himself in real life. Damn. I c I couldn't even I couldn't watch it. Like fair. Now we that's at least a valid explanation. I mean something about him is like heavies. Yeah. ⁓ How do we just say he be jeebies at the same time? You start talking about Robin Williams, like something's weird. Something's in the air, bro. It's like it's like we're using a Ouija board, bro. ⁓ Robin Williams if you're here, try and talk to us. Don't say his name three times in the mirror. Don't do it. Robin Williams, Robin Williams. I can't say he's gonna pop up over your shoulder. I did watch ⁓ I watched Gladiator. For the first time ⁓ a couple nights ago. That was a great movie, Russell Crowe. ⁓ the night. I've seen all these movies. I've seen all I'm looking for some niche ones. ⁓ niche movies. I'm not a niche movie guy, I feel like. That's not me. I feel like I've seen all the big ones. I want to see that new movie Obsession, but I feel like I've dude, I haven't seen that either. I've heard good things. The girl? Yeah, she's looking right. She's looking right. That was my point. I don't know what her name is, but she's looking right. She's looking right. She's gonna become a pretty big star. She's looking right. She used to be a Twitch streamer. Do guys know that? I thought I saw that on Twitter. I can actually kind of see that. I can picture her with like a little a month. Yeah, dude, yeah. I'm gonna start dude. I'm gonna start giving out subs on her channel. Yeah. I I'm gonna give subs I'm gonna give bits. Two thousand bits. Heck yeah. I wanna watch that movie though. I have y'all either of y'all seen Project Hail Mary. I've heard that was good. No. Yeah, I it was overwhelming. Underwhelming. I don't know. You'd probably like it like you would like it. It wasn't. What does that mean? In like Jackson's just like I'm easily entertained. Yeah. Some people think it's like the best. movie ever. It's it's very heartwarming. I mean I have Did you watch it already yet? No, I haven't. I heard because I heard you have to watch it with like a good T V and s sound system set up, like to get the full experience. Yeah, I mean it's like a space movie so like I don't know if I watching it on my computer like would do it that much. I think it's been far enough to where it's like you probably just have to watch it on your computer. Probably I did I did watch ⁓ Backrooms which I thought was good. That I have not seen. I don't really like horror movies. That's very that was more like thriller than horror, in my opinion. Like there were scary moments, but that I thought that was a good movie. ⁓ I watched No Country for Old Men last night for like for the first time? No, I've I've seen it so many times. That's a great Yeah. Spoiler alert, the Austrian death is so brutal. Yeah. Well, dude, that's like one of the baddest. That's like one of the coolest like movie weapons ever. Like he's just using what is that? Isn't that thing to kill like cows? No, I don't know. It's like an air pressurizer or something. I think they use that to like slaughter cows or chickens or something before they kill them. I thought they Yeah. ⁓ Sweet. I mean smoothie. Yeah. I also liked ⁓ shit. What did I watch recently? I l I really like like my fa one of my favorite movies of all time. one is I've said before, I like Shudder Island. Two, I really like ⁓ The Hateful Eight, the Quinn and Tarantino movie. That's a good movie. That's a really good one, dude. Like and obviously when people talk about Tarantino, they talk about reservoir dogs, they talk about, you know, Django. Like they don't really talk about First of Boy Dogs. Yeah, maybe okay. I was forgetting the big one. They talk about Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill Fiction, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. Once upon a time in Hollywood. I feel like like somehow like the hateful guy gets lost in the sauce. And Django too. Django's phenomenal. Banger. And ⁓ what else? Inglorious bastards turn. That's great too, dude. Those like sneaky better I like all three of those movies better than Pulp Fiction. ⁓ I love Pulp Fiction. And that's a good movie. Don't get me wrong. I like Pulse Fiction's good. ⁓ Inglorious Bastards was a really good movie. We watched that for the first time in in college. I remember we put that on. We had a big view and and some idiots, probably some guy like Chandler, bro, was hating on that shit, thinking it was boring. Chandler falls asleep like thirty minutes in. Dude Chandler had never seen the Harry Potters. And then I think we got him to watch like five and fall asleep through six. Just to see Dumbledore dies. He's like, Where's Dumbledore? No shade but like shade. Our roommates were the worst movie watchers ever. Like Chandler would put on the worst suggestions ever, and then Orba would put on like Brother Perry's Medea part two, bro. They watch genuinely tube like movies. I saw one the other day. Gimme a spin, and then he just shoots her in the face. And Tubi movies. To be movies, man. Too both, man. ⁓ wait, no, I know the gimmicks. I think you know what I'm talking about. Yeah, yeah. He doesn't screw it, he punches her in the face. Significantly different. All right, well, hold up. Someone put that in. Put that in right here. Yeah, su yeah, our editor, put that in. ⁓ ⁓ anything else? I I don't watch T V anymore, really. Yeah, I mean I mean the new Odyssey's about to come out. That's gonna be exciting. Are you putting the clip in? Yeah. ⁓ god. That's the type of movies we would be watching on like a casual Thursday in college. That's exactly what You put on like a a modern classic. They're they're snoozing. A modern yeah, a modern classic like the menu. They're thirty years ahead, man. They're they're dad's name. The menu? The menu is a great movie, and I will die on The menu and bullet train are two of the best movies of the twenty twenty. Bullet train is remarkably entertaining for the quality of Yeah. I'll take I'll take that. I'll take the entertainment comment. Dude, I was hating so hard on Bullet Train. Like if Andy would try to put it on in the boss, I was like, dude, we are not watching Bullet Train. Dude, it was like an actual war to try to Now I've like I've like accidentally seen the movie. Not even accidentally. I've heard accidentally. I've I've seen the movie like five times now. I've accidentally sat down five different occasions to watch the entire movie. It's very four and a half stars in my letterbox. It's very watchable. What about dude, I feel like I've watched a few classic animated movies like from our childhood recently. I I watched The Cars, I rewatched Ratatouille, ⁓ Open Season. That's a good one. Great movie. When they're in the gas station, like Graviton. ⁓ yeah, dude. Yeah. And and the one Hunter dude. Mm-hmm. They don't spoil the movie. ⁓ yeah, sorry. Yeah. No spoilers. For those that haven't seen open season. Yeah. If y'all haven't seen open season one, there's three of them, right? I'm pretty sure. I think so. Don't spoil open season three, because I'm going to watch I don't how did that how did that franchise get three movies, but over the hedge only got one? That movie is so good. I feel like Diary of a Wimpy Kid Roderick Rules is literally just open season one. That's a great movie. The same concept. Well, one's a bear and one's a human. ⁓ Roderick is a lot like the bear, bro. I guess. I I can see that. And Rowley Rowley's like the ⁓ like the energy squirrel. Okay. Okay. Thirty-four minutes in, we're talking about Rowley. I can't believe we never single ounce of sports. I was saying we have gotten to zero sports and now we're just talking about rally. I guess we could just do it, what are your guys' guilty pleasure movies? Like what's what's like one that like you shut like a guilty like define like what do you think? Define guilty pleasure. I'd have to define guilty pleasure. I feel like okay, so here's here's my thing. No, no no. But like what I'm thinking is like y I love to like re watch that movie every once in a while, like periodically. ⁓ that movie like Real Steel. But like that's not a guilty pleasure movie. No, I don't know. It's like a chick flick you like. Like they say you like Okay, that's well, that's I was gonna say, is it a movie that a guy shouldn't normally like? It's a guilty pleasure. I don't know. You wouldn't want to have someone catch you watching, like you watch. I got you. Okay. Like if you were watching if you were watching it on the airplane, you would be worried about someone like judging you like what you're Okay, you wouldn't watch it on the plane. Okay. I mean, I yeah, but yeah, I guess that's kind of the concept, yeah. I I like I like the original embarrassing movie that you think is good. I like the original Devil Wears Prada. Okay. That's fair. I think that's a good movie. It's about fashion, but it's a good movie. Yeah. And Anne Hathaway looks pretty good. She does look good in everything. Do you guys hear today the tweets? No. She's ⁓ my god. She's at the the Odyssey red jar. Starting OnlyFans. She's fully pregnant and she looks fantastic. She's pregnant in the Odyssey? She's Pregers as hell. Turn off. No, she looks better. She looks better. Okay. Jackson with back to back statements that are questionable about women. We love women in all shapes and sizes. Someone said that tweet earlier in the in the ⁓ I so that before I get to my guilty pleasure, that movie's like very polarizing right now. ⁓ like I feel like some people are just going into it to like hate on it. Without getting too political into why people are actually like upended about it. Like I kinda just wanna watch it 'cause it looks like a good movie. Is that crazy? The Odyssey? Yeah. Yeah. I mean it'll be the mo the most watched movie this year. It's like the most anticipated. Everyone is gonna watch it. Well the cast is phenomenal. I mean it's got like it's got Matt Damon, Tom Holland, Tr Travis Scott, ⁓ Robert Patterson's and Hathaway. Patterson is sneakily turned into like one of my favorite actors. Pattinson. ⁓ Pattinson, whatever. Not Cornero Patterson. Y'all ever seen the movie Sam Patterson or ⁓ like Pat like Patterson Bear? That's Pattinson Bear. That's a guilty pleasure movie. No, because that's just fantastic. That's a great movie. Well you're a guilty punishment. Paddington too, like won an Oscar for like doesn't it have like a ninety nine or a hundred percent? I have never I've seen Paddington, I have not seen the second movie. ⁓ Paddington two, I think, is the one with the crazy ratings. That's your that's the viewer's homework. If you're watching at this point, I mean in a hands up to you if you are or listening, then your homework tonight is to watch Paddington two. And let me know. And we will check on you. We will check. We will check. We will take there will be a quiz. Todd will be in your bed if you don't know. All right, guilty pleasure movie. ⁓ I literally am trying to think of one. If you have one, you ask the question. Or do you want to I ask the question and neither of you guys have answered I said a decent one. I thought Jackson did. All right, ⁓ Tommy, it's your tr it's your turn because I gotta get another one. I mean like the Princess Diaries, does that count? I feel like that one's a good one. But that's also like a banger. I've never seen it. I would say that could be count like accounted as a guilty pleasure movie. What about ⁓ what about ⁓ it does ⁓ it is white chicks one or no? That's just a funny movie. No, that's just a movie. What about the ⁓ mean girls? I like mean girls too. I think that's solid. You seem like a pitch perfect guy, Jackson. Pitch perfect is I mean pitch perfect is pretty good. Don't get me struck on prime Rebel Wilson, bro. Not Anna Kendrick, Rebel Wilson. She was looking she was looking right. She was looking real right, dude. And she had that perfect pitch too. Yeah. Fat Anna. ⁓ I get it. That's a good that's a good that's a decent, like, guilty pleasure movie. Yeah, pitch perfect. Mm-hmm. Is it is guilty pleasure movie just movie that stars a girl? I think it's just like ⁓ debatable. Like cherry flags. Like I would say like Twilight would be like a guilty pleasure movie. What about I don't like that? That shit's horrible. I've never come out with that. What about Aladdin? No, bro. That's a classic. That's not What about Monsters Inc.? Like what? No, but like Aladdin is like singing in and like wow. Just because he's brown. Alright No, that is not why. Jackson, racist and sexist. Put this in the news. No, no, no. Jackson, you're fucked once this comes out. I dude, look. I support Aladdin. I think he I think he was right in his endeavors, and I think he had a cool pet too. I can't remember what I can't remember it he had. He had a tattoo. He had a tiger. That'd be Po or Pi, excuse me. Secret life. No, no. See now you're making me look 'cause I know I've seen Pi and he does have a tiger. The life of Pi? I mean, wasn't the tiger like actually his mom? I have no clue what to say to that. People watching on YouTube just saw Jackson and I's faces just go play. I do not think that Was it not? I don't think that's what the Pi in or in P in Pi. And ⁓ it it's the life of Pi. Stop calling it. Who is Pi? Is Pi the tiger or is Pi the actual dude on the boat? Pi is the dude. Singaporean dude? I think he's Singaporean. I want to say Singaporean. The orangutan is his mother, Todd. ⁓ so you're Googling. You're in Reddit forums for the life of Pi. So now we have dudes in Reddit forums. I'm in Google AI. I'm not even. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. It's ridiculous, dude. Obviously, the Tiger's G in the pot. Obviously the tiger presents pie himself. Like, are we dumb? Like obviously the orangutan is is the mom. This guy didn't even say he was looking it up beforehand. He sneakily looked it up before. Did you not hear me typing? I thought you would just hear me typing. This is not the planet of the apes. This is we got Jamie from the Joe Rogan podcast. That's our that's a future guest. Yeah, no doubt. Add that to the list. Jamie Come first. That's what makes it so good. He's on actually right now. Yeah. He's on we don't have a camera for him, but he's on. He's on. He's listening. He's here. He's off cam, but he's here. He's been he's been doing our research on the side. Along with ⁓ McClung. He's over there in the waiting room. We got him on the bench with McClung. Max hoopin there right now. He's waiting. Is he is he playing in the G League right now? Like is he like year year seven? Is he in the summer league? He's the best G League player of all time. Okay guys, I'm actively looking up where Mac McClung is. Is that okay? If I go look at it in the meantime, tell us about your fourth. We only got through Tommy's business fourth. Fourth was fourth was good. Up in the mountains, fireworks. the Georgia Mountains, which it doesn't sound like a place with mountains, but the blue ridge kind of crosses on over the top of ⁓ The infamous Georgia Mountains. Yeah, I think it's a part of the Blue Ridge or the whatever. ⁓ the Appalachians, the Blue Ridge, one of those. The Georgia Mountains. Yeah, good time, ⁓ some golf, some glizzies. Georgia Mountains golf course. The Choctaw. I think I've heard of that. Yeah, me too. I played with two two of our other ⁓ college friends. Shout out Vandy, shout out Kev. ⁓ and then Vandy's girlfriend's dad. ⁓ is all it was the fourth in our group and ⁓ we did a a a little best a little best ball scramble. I had a pretty good round. ⁓ but that shit was that shit was hype and then fireworks, getting drunk. Good fourth. Nice. Nice. Watch and watching the World Cup games, dude. I mean that was that was so nice to have like this fourth of July, like just kind of have like background or is just like an event to watch, like Being able to watch the Cabo Verde game, the France game was around that was around that time too. Like it was nice having some great World Cup games going on while it was just a fun fourth of July weekend. Yeah, those games were crazy. I mean that Cabo Verde game was ridiculous. Yeah, that game was sick. And the ⁓ I think this was a little before, but the Croatia game was crazy too. Yeah. The disallowed goal in the like final seconds. Don't even talk about disallowed goals right now. Argentina and Egypt, man. That's ⁓ my god, dude. That's insane. That was what? That was Tuesday. ⁓ yes. Yeah. Dude, that shit was ⁓ perfect transition to the World Cup. I mean, Argentina, Egypt, like it's hard to even give that game the proper context at this point because I feel like people are gonna remember that game for the disallowed goals rather than the three goals in fifteen minutes. And I don't I don't blame you. What are you guys thinking going forward? We already got France in the semifinal, then it's Belgium versus Spain tomorrow. Spain should roll, I feel like. I think it'll be tough for Spain. Belgium looks hot right now. They are. I would say that. I I mean I I just feel like we're destined like I I do think it could be tough. I think it could even go to maybe extras. ⁓ I just feel like we're destined for Spain versus France in the semis. Yeah, that would make and then does Argentina what leg is like what branch is Argentina in? They're in the bottom, so it'll be no no no. They're they would be versus England or Norway. Yeah, wins out of that. But they ha they still have to beat ⁓ a dog shit team in Switzerland. Switzerland, yeah, who are the worst team in the like come on. Switzerland. In the city. They have been putting up stinkers. Like almost losing the Cabo Verde, almost losing the should lost to Egypt. Should have lost to Egypt. And now they gotta verse Switzerland. Alright, so I'm gonna go Spain and then England. Tom's decision. And then Argentina and then it's Ar France. I think the same thing. France, Spain, England, Argentina. I'm gonna go England. I'm gonna go Spain. I think the same thing again. And I think England's gonna win it all. I think the same thing, but I probably have Spain beating England. Yeah. I I just feel like like put up the email is probably a good enough team where like they'll make it they'll take advantage of And they're they're not gonna get scammed like Egypt did. Like if that was if that was England or like another major country, I feel like they wouldn't have gotten scammed like that. Like I don't know. But then again, you wanna talk about corruption again? Balogun obviously red cards ⁓ lift and England defender gets two games for some. The only good right back. Wait, so I I saw a thing today. If if Jude gets a yellow card in this matchup versus Norway, he's also out for the semis. That can't be true. That I saw an Instagram post saying if Jude Bellingham collects a yellow, he'll be past the limit and built we'll be out. When they restart? Group stages, round of sixteen. I could be my Twitter could be on crack. FC Centel. You have to be on it. All right, all right, all right. Jude's in. I'm not believing that. That's the that's look, like I g Belgium has played better than I thought. Like that game is maybe closer to a fifty fifty, but you have to favor Spain. ⁓ and then obviously, you know. Argentina, Switzerland. Come on, what are we doing here? The Norway England game is the true like fifty fifty game on Saturday. And that's the one that I feel like everyone's looking forward to the most. Mm-hmm. Yeah, it's gonna be scary. And I feel like a lot of people will Saturday, not tomorrow. What are the two games tomorrow? There's only one game. It's just Belgium Spain. Yeah, there's only one today. In England, Norway's not even the late game. Of course they give Argentina fucking Switzerland the eight o'clock. In England, Norway. Yeah, there's two on Saturday. five o'clock. Like I get like that's fine, dude, but the fact that Argentina Switzerland, a game that's gonna end two to nothing, ⁓ gets the eight o'clock is kind of sick of Switzerland one. It ⁓ I mean that would be phenomenal. I bet it would it I mean England would love that too. I'm tired of this guy, Leo. I'm I'm really mad I'll little fucker. 'Cause I talked to you a before the tournament about liking England futures and then I did nothing at all with England. Well thank God we didn't take Scotland 'cause they're take Tiggles Lay, man. That was like my shout out of the Tiggles Lay. Japan made it and ⁓ Copte D'Ivoire made it as well. R I P. Yeah. I mean fan favorites. It's kind of cra some of the teams that are left, like the fact like when you go back and look at the beginning of the tournament to where it is now, like Switzerland being in the final eight is wild. I mean I don't I don't think I don't think too many people would have expected like an aging Belgium in the final eight. Yeah, no. Like I get they're ranked in the top ten of of the world, but like I don't think they were expected to do that much and like Considering what they had to do against Senegal just to even talk about Arc Stanker. We haven't done a pod st since since that shit or I feel like everyone's already heard about like they know. We can we can breeze. Like I thought he I thought he faked it at first. Like the YMCA eight year old league. Literally. Like I thought he faked it at first, but then it turns out he just stuck. threw his foot into the ground. Like that was and I know people are saying like at that point it was two one. We only had two shots on target. But it was also we had so much possession and momentum and like something stupid like that just immediately takes everything out of your sails. It just sucks that all really four of the goals, even the last one e even the last one was like I get it like it that was kind of in garbage time, but still that shouldn't have that should have been We should have defended that. There shouldn't have even been really a goal opportunity. He was able to just weave through the defense. But like it just sucked that we had it tied one one. We give up a horrible you know, we lose a two on one on the defensive side of things and then get fucking absolutely ⁓ mossed with a header ⁓ into the ba into the backright part of the post. Like it j they were all like it just felt like it wasn't ⁓ Pucciatino's fault. Like it just felt like it was just a laps in the defense. I don't even know. Like I'm trying to come up with soccer terms, but I don't have any 'cause I don't watch it. Right. Aside from this. We're not gonna But shit, I don't know. Like I I feel like it doesn't have to necessarily take away from like I feel like the conversations going into the World Cup were like how this is the worst team we've had. This team's going to suck. And like then we played really well and now the conversation is like We suck again. Like, I feel like we can still take a lot of good positives from this, even though the last game was shit. Pul what Pulisic does after this tournament's gonna be so big. Like everybody just like shit. Well, you saw what came out today, like that he actually was hurt and had like a microscope. But like I I feel like it should have come out before he said, ⁓ thank god I can rest now or whatever. Like you can't women's soccer players were fucking shitting on him. What what was it was it Carly Lloyd or was it someone of the one they wanted the USA to lose. Yeah, ⁓ the they one hundred percent wanted us to lose, too. Yeah. They did not want to be I don't know, they get a share of the money. I was they got the same amount of pay. They all got six point five million. And why do they get paid for when the men play the world cup? It's like the C BA. The men get paid when the women play the World Cup. You can't get me started. You can't get me started either. I'm not it's not equal. Jackson's already on on a ⁓ fine line here on Yeah, I was gonna say I'm I'm already skating thin ice dude. You get you started on No Jackson, you're fucked. You're fucked on this example. I'm sorry. Sorry Sleeper. I'm gonna sleeper. Sleeper's gonna do away with me 'cause I'm talking about the women's World Cup team. How's that is there is there is there a good golf tournament coming up? Anything like worth of note? Yeah, next week shortly. Next week's the British Open. ⁓ wait, yeah. Is it just the open or is it the or this is the I I call it it I it's the open, but I always call it the British Open just for ease. 'Cause like sometimes like it used to sometimes in Scotland. It is. Usually every seven years, but this this week is the Scottish Open and next week is the open at Ro ⁓ Royal Port Rush. With the famous course. ⁓ is it anybody's home track? Is that this is where the last time they played it was in twenty seventeen. Twenty seventeen The Toddy's looking that up. I hope that's okay. I can like ⁓ this is the one that this is the one that Jordan Speith won in twenty seventeen. Gotcha. So yeah, this this is a this is a big time course. He's gonna run a bat. He's gonna run a bat. That would be nuts. I mean, if Jordan Speith could win it, that would be wild. I mean it's Jordan Speath on eighteen. And I guess just the biggest news is it's kind of wide open. Like, you know, Scotty hasn't won a tournament in since January. Rory won the Masters, but he hasn't won anything. So it's like it's it's very open as we've seen in the last two majors. I mean, we saw Aaron fucking rye win a major and Wyndham Clark is a a two-time major champion. So it's like it's kind of the same. And the open is usually the one that's viewed as kind of open to anyone because it's like, you know, it it's kind of Yeah, I know. Crazy shit here. That's why they pay me the big bucks. ⁓ but like the open's Always like available for anyone to win because it's often on a course where it's like you got some random English dude who fucking grew up there and they played five miles down the road and they took a horse trolley over there and played it and set the course record at fifteen. So it's like you're gonna have people come out of the crevices to try and attack a win. But is that that's like crevice people? There's no no big ish name, but it's like that's their home track. Like I mean Ro the biggest news is again, like every time we talk about golf, we have to talk about this shitbox Roy McElroy. So sick of him. Like he it's yeah, I have ⁓ everyone's got Rory fatigue. Like when I mean to sum it up shortly, they were playing sum it up, Roy McElroy helped create the signature events. The Travelers Championship is a signature event. That was the one that Scotty lost in a playoff to Victor Hovlin a couple weeks ago. Rory was the only player inside the world top 50 to skip that event. He was found out being photographed ⁓ being photographed by someone else playing that course. Instead of playing the event that he helped create, he skipped it to go start scouting playing the course that they'll play for the open. So just ⁓ an unfair advantage. And he said in an interview this week, he's like, I wish they didn't pull out the photographs and their phones on me. I would have liked to keep that private. I bet you would have, buddy. I I really bet you will Poppy genuinely does not know who this guy is. Dude, Poppy and like Deuce Tatum need to link when they're old enough because they would be the most hated couple of all time. Like I hate both of those kids and they're both below the age of 10. I feel like it's so different for him doing that. Like when he won the Masters, you could argue he like earned the right to play the course together. That's not obviously not the case. So this is this is different. Like in the Masters, like I hate it, but to a point I get it. This is just this is a little step too far. That's wild and like skipping into the But talking about people I hate reminded me. I mean, we're fifty five minutes in. We have a person who is a fan of the Philadelphia seventy Sixers. We've not mentioned the biggest NBA news that went down in the past week or so. So I gotta just just off the dome, give me a couple minutes on on what you think about the trade. And and what are your feelings as a Sixers fan? I've heard a lot of Celtics fans, not Sixers. Yeah. ⁓ I mean obviously we just came back from down three one of the series and then stole their I wanna say best player to be Rage Bait, but second best player ⁓ more often than not. ⁓ finals MVP. Yeah, finals MVP. ⁓ the only way to dump the Paul George contract. That's the thing. Like it it gets to a point where And I hope you guys saw the quote from Brad Stevens that was like Paul George can carry you for like a quarter or a half and like win you games. I saw he could maybe ten years ago. Like portion portion key. That's what they're called. Yeah, literally. Podcast. Cover of two K was he on? Like two K seventeen, Paul George. Seventeen, sixteen sixteen. Two K of all time. Yeah. Which was a great yeah, that they have a good intro. It's not just great, it's the best two K ever. Two K se K fourteen was pretty good too. You were not grinding 2K fourteen. That was the first one I ever played. I wasn't grinding. Dude, I love two K O five. That one was two K seventeen had the park where it was sunset and the Yeah, seventeen was good. Yeah. But what were you saying? The park? Well, I used to run the park back in the day. Yeah, the parking I would run the park every day. I bet you would, dude. You're fucking 6'5. What other game well you did play Tifa. Well in the game you get to choose your height, actually. So that's you you probably made I was always making like a slashing point guard. You were probably making yours like a six eight forward or some bullshit. I usually would make mine I mean shorter or taller than you in real life? Usually around my height. Okay. See you have the ability to do that. Yeah. Yeah. For you five eleven and suddenly it's more than Any guy is naturally taller. You guys are just making your dream man. Yeah, exactly I'm I'm I'm building his cheekbones, dude. I'm getting his eye color. Getting that nice fade. The dream man, and I would. You would would and I would. No I mean so yeah, the best part about that trade arguably is getting off of Paul George's contract. ⁓ I don't think Jalen Brown was I think he's worth a lot more than what we gave up for him, so that's a win. ⁓ I I'm I'm loving the fact that LeBron might try and and help win a championship. I feel like that would be fun. I know. ⁓ I'm not necessarily the biggest like LeBron guy throughout his career, but I was also not the biggest Jalen Brown guy throughout his entire career. Yeah. He's one of his top three, man. You saw the Rich Paul thing. The only thing with the star, the only name with the star in that Rich Paul whiteboard was Max. ⁓ Yeah, and he's friends with Jalen Brown. Yep. And he likes Maxie a lot. They bet like I I'm not saying that like he's coming one hundred percent. Just like the idea of it. I what, bro? What what are your bulls gonna do about it? He's not like I didn't say he was going to the post. I didn't say that either. Yeah. No, they're trading Mac McClung's a two way guard for the Chicago Bulls, by the way. How could you not know that? He has been. I mean, I I realistically think If he did go to Philly, especially after the Jalen Brown trade, I mean, I obviously think that's the best team in the East. And I think that actually has a real chance to be a finals contender. I also think it's just one of the most fun teams. That's your hot take, finals contender. They they made hey, he didn't say it was a hot take. No, yeah, it's not a I I I don't even think it's a hot take to say that. I it's yeah, it's just a boring little storm. Yeah. Boo boo hoo. Like I mean, I also just think it would be the most full I know one of the other rumored teams is the Cavs. Like, I mean, holy snooze, bro. Like, if he went back to the Cavs, congrats, dude. You get to wear Cleveland one more time. That would be so boring. They're not doing anything. I want I don't even like Braun that much. I'm a Jordan guy. But if Braun's only gonna be playing one or two more years, I think it would be cool for him to be I d I don't care if he like I know one of the original rumored teams was the Spurs. Fuck it, Bron. Go to the Spurs. Like, I want him where I get to see him play meaningful basketball. I want the unction in Golden State. I want ⁓ they would be a fun one. They wouldn't win anything, but that would be cool as fuck. They would sell a lot of tickets. No, I think I think with the Sixers, like obviously if LeBron joins the Sixers, that's the best starting five in the league. Probably like on paper. On paper. Yeah. ⁓ The depth is pretty poor. I love Phylon. I love that pick. He's doing well in the summer league. ⁓ yeah. Infany Simons is a great signing. Yeah. ⁓ Infany Simons is a great signing. I love him. I agree. Y'all got him on ⁓ on a good price too. Yeah. Yeah. We basically traded Huck Portal for Drummond, which ⁓ yeah, you would you wouldn't like him. One of the trillion bulls guards to go through the Chicago in the last three years. He did leave a legacy behind though. We're gonna hang out with Jersey in the We extended we extended Kobe White as well. He's he's a Lamello replacement. Yeah. That team No, I think the Sixers will be fun. There there's ⁓ yeah. There's not a lot of depth. ⁓ that's gonna be a problem. Well, especially in the East, dude. I mean, I I I you know, I think y'all, I think ⁓ reju if if Halliburton can stay healthy of rejuvenated pacers, like I think the East is gonna be a lot more fun this year than it was last year. And like last year was expected to suck. Like that was the the vibes were Knicks versus Cavs going into the season, but like now like If you get a healthy Pacers, you get a rejuvenated Sixers who already probably punched above their weight class in last year's playoffs. You get the Knicks on a title defense. Like you have some of these other teams that are starting to build up. Like who knows? Like if if w I it was just kind of blocked today, but if you actually want the ⁓ yeah, the bull the Chicago and the play in the Bulls moving up to a a seventh seed. They're actually out of the play in. If we were a seventh seed, that would be The Bulls are actu the I mean the Bulls could be the twenty twenty six slash seven version of course. We're gonna win the NBA League Cup. Like I could say like y'all could be last year's goal. I I think y'all could make the jump from ass slash mid to pretty good. I would like that. I mean Giddy like that. Giddy's gonna Probably put up his, you know, he's gonna put up eighteen. We made a couple of signings too. I forgot who they were, but we made some. That's never a good sign. The more it sits with me, I I don't think I've even got a good chance to talk about ⁓ who was it? We got ⁓ Norman. ⁓ you got Norman Powell from the Heat. We got yeah, we got Norman. That's a good that's a I dude, he was an all star last year. He scores hella points. Dude, yeah. Yeah. He's done for like three years in a row now. He's a hoop. I forgot y'all got him. I that was like one of those ⁓ one of those signings where it's like you see one post on Instagram and it's like now we got like a couple of guys that can put the bar ball in the bucket. I mean dude, I'm Noah Senge. I'm not gonna root against the Bulls doing well. Like the NBA is better when the Bulls are playing well. Cause like at this point I only remember Yol. The next thing I care about in Chicago is the Bears. Like that's all I'm my mind is focused on. And Mr. Mr. Madden and the Cubs. Cubs Cubs are doing pretty okay. I know. We haven't even had a good enough chance to talk about the Cubs in PCA. I mean, like the fact that we're doing all this with you know, we're throwing, you know, absolute nobody's on the mound every single night. Every single Cub is just injured and we're still twelve or thirteen games over five hundred. We have a ⁓ VP, in my opinion, the ⁓ VP, like MVP. it's kind of crazy. The Cubs, sick ass team. Alright. Interesting. Should wrap it? Yeah. We can wrap it. Not a not a sports episode. Who cares, man? We got a lot of good style content. Five percent sports content and eighty percent movies and you just hit the minimum. That's all we need. I like it better that way. I do too. A little mix. All right. All right. Till next time. Till next time. You're